There once was a unicorn.
He was fat, but everyone loved him. He couldn't fly so he went into an aeroplane to get to get to the sky. (e.g. the yellow one). There he met Phan who was sitting in a pan. You see it was easy jet and they didn't have enough space. Dan and Phil wanted to have sex with Diego because they were actually Mecchico, they didn't want to be deported so they had sex with the fat unicorn. Then Pewdiepie came along,in his duck form holding a lemon, he also wanted sex and faunicate. It turned into a foursome.
After the nice sex, Diego could fly!
