Lustfully you stared at the opening door to the classroom. Sensually you grasps the mustard, firmly squeezing it. Johnny strides in a fierce look in his eyes; he too is carrying mustard. You make eye contact as Mr Depp slides a finger into the jar and spreads the yellow substance over his face.
Slowly he draws various lines and squiggles with the mustard like a mysterious painter. He doesn't stop staring at you. After he's finished with his face he moves closer and does the same to yours, caressing your forehead, then your cheeks, then your lips...
All of a sudden in a rage of passion you pour the rest of the mustard over yourselves, not stopping until you're both completely covered, ruining your once white clothes. "I have to go now" he whispers sensually into your ear as he cuddles you, stroking your hair. "Maybe I'll be back one day, maybe with relish next time," he smiles gleefully as he kisses your cheek. You grasp his hand, cradling it in yours. You share a lingering look as he begins to move away towards the window. "JOHNNY NO!" You scream as he crashes through the glass. Desperately you run towards him; manoeuvring past the broken shards; looking down below confusion floods through you. There is no body. Just then you hear a call from up in the sky. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO WORRY MY CHILD," Mr Depp chimes, 2 eagles on each outspread arms and legs. "HOW ELSE DID YOU THINK I GOT AROUND?" He laughs clearly enjoying that traumatised look that your sporting. Once you get over the shock you laugh too, waving goodbye to the magical Mr Depp as he and his eagle friends weaving in and out of the clouds, gliding through the air at peace in the breeze.
