GenoSai/SaiGenos Randomness

Of Pink 'n Lime

A/N: Hello! Nokari here with some random drabbles! Alright, so, this here is a Mario Bros x OPM because I have no life ( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ Aaaand, I kinda got inspired by a post I managed to gaze at for about six fucking hours at on Tumblr. Anyway, enjoy ~

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A crash, then a boom. It vibrated on the ground below, before everything receded with only the faint cries of henchmen falling to their fate from the greatly broken turf, bouncing high into the air.

He blew on his fist, finally landing to a brief stop, still clutching the body he he had in his arms securingly. Finally, his features softened. Saitama set the royal before him down, awkwardly dusting the salmon colored skirt off.

"Uhm--ah shit, sorry if the ride was unfortunately uncomfortable, princess.." He said, laughing softly.

Two golden eyes gazed at him, a small smile emitting from the other's complexion. "It's...quite alright. Thank you for saving me from the dreadful Sonic."

Saitama tipped the corner of his cap respectfully at the younger one. "Yeah--uhm, fuck. Sorry! I didn't introduce myself! Uh, well, my name is Saitama! I'm..well, I'm an unemployed plumber who lives in a fucking sewer pipe with my buddy, Mumen--yeah I'm a loser I know--but, thankfully, we've been hired as well--how can I put this...bodyguards? Knights?? I don't know, but our job is to protect royals like you from sick fucks like Sonic and--"

Shit, he'd passed his twenty-word limit. Boy, was he nervous.

He let out a hefty sigh, looking over at the bright green tundra.

The princess, though, seemed rather...well, fazed by this strange fellow. Nonetheless, he found him quite lovely.

"O-Oh..well, please don't diss yourself, Mr. Saitama. And please, call me Genos. I'm positive that with you, I'll be in safe condition. Thank you, once again..." He said suddenly, holding his hand out.

Saitama blinked, awkwardly taking his hand and shaking it, adding a sheepish smile to his features.

Oh no. Was it just him, or was Genos actually kinda..well, adorabe??

Huh..maybe King Kuseno wouldn't mind if Genos was a little late to the palace...

On the other side, was a whole different story...

"You idiot!!"

Mumen jumped back, all of him literally shivering to the core. "I'm sorry I'm sorry oh please forgive me, princess--"

"SHUT UP!!"

Mumen knocked his own sunglasses off as he scrambled off slightly. He stared up in fear at the green-haired princess. Oh lord, even her glare was petrifying.

"I can't believe father hired such a damned loser to protect me.." She hissed, as she approached closer.

Well, this was the end for him. Rest in pieces.

A/N: #prayformumenrider

Anyway, there it is! It sucks ass, I know (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Hnghh, I'll update more soon!

I hope you enjoyed! (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

- Nokari Chan ♡