Person:Do you wanna hear a joke it's called your face
Other guy:when I see you looking in the mirror that's a good joke
Guy:I was going to tell you a dick joke but it's way to long
Girl:I wanna tell you a joke about my pussy but you will never get it
Student: hey teacher would you punish me for something I did not do
Teacher:of course not
Student:well I didn't do my homework bitch
Student:can you grade my homework now please
Teacher:no because I have other tests to grade too
Student:well I have homework to do too bitch
Student:Mathew sucks ass it's shit
Teacher:roses are red shit is brown shut the fuck and sit the fuck down
