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3:30 am

Brianna: omooo! sorry po.

Zeke Siko: Who are you?

Brianna: I'm brianna pretty 

Brianna: you can't spoke tagalong country?

Zeke Siko: What? are you crazy? pffft.

Brianna: HOY ALAM KO ANG IBIG SABIHIN NG CRAZY AH HINDI AKO BALIW GAGO KA!

Zeke Siko: What? 

Brianna: You don't understandimating me? ghad! you can't kidding me I know you spokening filipino country

Zeke Siko: Understand? yeah I don't understand you tss. 

Zeke Siko: and wait.......brianna? dimagpantay?

Brianna: OO! IT'S ME!

Zeke Siko: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\

Zeke Siko: kilala kita shet! hello ex ang ganda mo parin.

Brianna: PUTANGINA MO!!! NAGTATAGALOG KA PALA NILOKO MO RIN AKO!

Brianna: AT TSAKA ANO???? EX?????

Zeke Siko: oo hindi mo na ako tanda? 

{ Brianna logged out

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"Shetengina! Bakit nasend pa lahat kay ex ang dapat kong isend kay zeke?" 

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