Cigarettes ~YoonMin AU~

Chapter 14

I woke up to my phone buzzing repeatedly. I looked to see that the TV was now shining blue and a chin was atop of my head. I tried to move it, but then smelled the faint cigarette and decided against it. I was able to lift my phone though. I turned it on, squinting at the light that came from it. It was only 2:59. I waited that one minute before getting out from the chin that was above me. He stirred a little before settling down again. I kissed him on the nose lightly. "Happy 24 hours of knowing each other." I say laughing lightly. "A lot had happened, in just 24 hours."  I say, and my phone vibrates for the thousandth fucking time. 

I check and see that it's from Tae. All of them. 

Tae: WAKE UP YOU FUCKTART 

Tae: I HAD THE WEIRDEST FUCKING DREAM

Tae: I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE OF A RESTROOM

Tae: I WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE A PAPER TO SOMEONE

Tae: I ENTERED THE RESTROOM AND OPENED A STALL

Tae: AND THEN YOU WERE THERE PUTTING ON A JACKET

Tae: I SAID SORRY WHILE YOU ASKED WHO I WAS AND I JUST KEPT SAYING SORRY

Tae: YOU WENT BACK INTO THE STALL AND I LEFT

Tae: SMILED A LITTLE AND THEN WHEN BACK TO LOOKING

Tae: I SAW SOMEONE STANDING AND TURNED HIM AROUND

Tae: IT WAS JIN AND HE FOR SOME REASON HAD A MOUTH FULL OF WATER

Tae: I TOLD HIM I MISTOOK HIM FOR SOMEONE ELSE

Tae: AND THEN I WENT TO THE URINALS AND FOR SOME REASON YOONGI WAS THERE

Tae: HE WAS TAKING A PISS AND I LOOKED AT HIS DONG

Tae: I SAID SORRY AGAIN

Tae: AND THEN JUNGKOOK WAS NEXT 

Tae: I TURNED HIM AROUND AND HE LOOKED AT ME

Tae: AND THEN HE STOOD PROUDLY WITH HIS DICK OUT 

Tae: I BLUSHED SAID ORRY AND SLID DOWN THE STALL

Tae: AND THEN I LOOKED IN ANOTHER STALL AND OPENED IT

Tae: HOSEOK WAS THERE AND SCREAMING WHILE HOLDING A PAPER ROLL?!?!

Tae: AND THEN I WAS LEANING AGAISNT A STALL ASKING WHERE THE PERSON WAS 

Tae: AND THEN NAMJOON CAME OUT OF THE STALL

Tae: AND I SAID I HAD FOUND HIM 

Tae: I HANDED HIM THE PAPER AND RAN AWAY LIKE A GIRL WOULD WHEN GIVING HER CRYSH A LOVE NOTE

Tae: AND THEN HE OPENED IT AND IT SAID SOME RANDOM THING

Tae: AND NAMJOON JUST SMILED AT IT LIFING ONE EYEBROW 

Tae: AND IDK MAN

Tae: ARE YOU UP DIPSHIT?

Tae: YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND

Tae: THAT BATHROOM WAS HUGE 

Tae: and so was jungkook 

Tae: BUT WTF