god the females of the human race are dumb

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de T-rexDescendent

de T-rexDescendent

so anyway today at lunch i was eating a(whole)packet of doritos and this bitch that everyone hates just walks over to me and saying in the really obnoxious voice

"you realise that these are really high in carbs and fat right.."

and i said " yeah...so?

"you're gonna get fat even more then you are now and you'll never get anyone to love you"

now mind you i was in a shit mood then case i got like no sleep last night thanks you my budgies so i snapped back "so, does it look like i give a fuck?"

"but don't you want a boyfriend and have people like you?" she said and the kids around us just started looking over "like i mean i know why you sit alone and no one likes you now, all you do is eat crap like that, like your gunna get so fat"

" well fuck you, ya anorexic bitch, you mother fucking whore, im TRYING to gain weight you fucking slut"

"but why?"

then i just got super pissed off and i started yelling every swear word that i knew at her then she starts yelling at me like "why don't you like me, i thought your were my fir-" i cut her off by BITCH slapping her right in her pretty little slutly face and scream at her to fuck off and she did

then all the kids around us just started clapping and telling me that i did a good job, then the a TEACHER walked up to me and i thought i was going to die that day and she whispered

"bout time someone slapped her"

i could not stop laughing for ten minutes

yeah today was a good day WHOOOOOO

so the moral of the day is....

dont question what im going or you will get slapped

what am i doing now?

eating another packet of motherfucking doritos

WHOOOOO

also no one tell me to go and apologise to that girl, everyone in the school hates her guts, i hate her guts, the teachers hate her guts, if anything she should be the one apologising to me