Pip is walking around somewhere else, promising that she would call us when she wants to leave. Joe have her $200 to spend on whatever she likes. Oh my god, why would he do that? So now, Joe and I are casually conversing in and out of casual conversation (evidently enough) and we turn the corner, to come face to face with Victoria Secret. Fuck.
"Come on!" Joe walks in.
"No! Joe stop!" I follow him, straight into the lingerie section. Damn it... He then picks up a strapless pink lacy bra, with a matching thong.
"Please try this on."
I stare at him in horror. "What the hell? No!"
He chuckles, "please! I dare you!" No! Not a dare! Pip must have told him how I never back out on dares.
"Urgh...fine" I walk into the the fitting room, but before I close the door, Joe is there, handing me something.
"And these!" He hands me a pair of bunny ears and a clip on tail. Fuck.
I lock the door, and strip. I put on the bra and thing, a long with the tail and ears.
Not to lie, I look really good.
I open the door, to see Joe, gawking at me. He begins walking towards me. Barges into the dressing room, and locks the door. He then begins to kiss me, and passionately. And I don't refuse.
