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Convos with DENGUIN OfficialSellyGomez-

Me : TEXAS HOWEVER IS TOO HOT FOR ME

Denguin: Texas isn't that hot if you run around in a bikini and play in mud XD

Me : but I don't think the world is ready to see my abs XD

Denguin: the world better be ready for da abs XD

Me: da billion dollar question is, do I have abs? Psh I dunno.

Denguin: everybody got abs, some abs are just shy XD Lmfao

Me: My abs are so freakin introverted that they don't show themselves to people

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Me: My abs are so freakin introverted that they don't show themselves to people. Even me lol

And that, children, is the reason why they created onesies

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And that, children, is the reason why they created onesies. To save the world from my abs (;

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