hi guys! Sorry ive been gone hope you didnt miss me too much anyways King Bowser the Space Pirate is currently on hold but im still working on it so dont worry, in the meantime, Bowser gets a cat!
Bowser was sitting by their. uh chimnney. fire. uh uh FIREPLACE thats it
"Uuuuuuugh im bored" Bowser said "Kamek play uno with meeeeee"
"I'm sorry I have to uh. Clean the airships. or whatever it is i do" Kamek said
"But Kaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
"Sorry. Why dont you ask junior?"
"Mmmmmmmm juniors boring..." Bowser grouched "uuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine" Bowser walked to their sons room "Son Im Booooooooooooored play Uno with meeee"
"Nah. Ask Kamek" Bowser Jr said
"I already did he told me to ask yoooooouuuuu"
"Too bad"
"Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuniooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrr" Bowser whined
"I dont wanna play uno!"
"Then who wiiiiiiiiiiiiiill"
"I dont know, kidnap peach or something!" Bowser jr said "im playing osu!"
"! Thats a great idea Jr! Come on!" Bowser said exitingly and grabbed their son my the arm
"ouch ouch!" Bowser jr said
"Oh sorry I didnt mean to hurt you" Bowser said
"its ok but you should really ask premission before touching people ouchie..."
"sorry"
"its fine"
So Bowser and Bowser Jr flew to make Peach play uno with Bowser. It took a while but when they finally got to Mushroom Castle they crashed RIGHT through the wall what the heckie
"MUAHAHA! PEACH! I HAVE COME TO FORCE YOU PLAY UNO WITH M"
"WHIA UIAA NITS LIKE 5 IN THE MORNG GO WAWAY GOD!" Peach yelled
"oh right time zones" Bowser said "But Peeeeeeeaaach Im booooooooored"
"Mnnnuhg cant you play uno with junior" Peach said less angrilly but stilll angrilly
"No hes mean" Bowser said
"Bowser im not gonna play ubno with you at 5 in the mornig" Peach said turning around in her bed.
"Pretty please?" Bowser said
"'No"
"But"
"GUAARDS"
"Okok ok sorry ill leave cmon junior" Bowser said
"What we can beat her guards weve done this a million times!" Bowser jr commented
"No means no junior you have to respect peoples desires" Bowser said
"... alright..."
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So Bowford and son walked home again when they came across a pet store.
"Oh hold on I gotta buy food for my cricket" Bowser jr said
"you have a cricket?"
"Yeah i found it yesterday its name is Bowlingball" Bowser jr said and they went into the petstore.
"What do crickets even eat" Bowser said "Dont they eat like grass and stuff"
"HOW DARE YOU!" Bowser jr shouted so the entire store heard "BOWLINGBALL IS FAR TOO GOOD FOR SUCH DIRT!"
"ok ok sorry" Bowser apologized
"its fine." Bowser jr said
So the two looked around a little when suddenly Bowser saw the best sight they ever sighted. "OH MMY GDOD!" Bowser screamed the entire store flinched and several people gave them an angry eye.
"Hi i would like your finest grass or other plant products!" Bowser jr said to the cashier throwing a 1 dollar bill he stole from some random dude in the store onto the counter
"um" the cashier said.
Suddenly Bowser came screaming and threw a fluffy grey tangled mess on the counter (not literally that would be terrible) "HOW MUCH FOR THIS CAT" "h hum." bowser jr said
"5 bucks (thats a lot in dark lands economy)" the cashier said
"iLL TAKE iT! ! !" Bowser said "H HUM" Bowser jr said
"Sorry hun we dont sell grass" the cashier said
"ok see you LATER then" bowser jr said "...booger."
"Haha you got them there son" Bowser said and high fived their child and left.
"So what are you gonna do with the cat?" Bowser jr said "We gonna eat it?"
"NO!" Bowser yelled, "This is Princess Mawler, our new pet cat"
"isnt kamek allergic to cats"
"haha yeah" man what a big bag of heck!
Stay tuned for more chapters of Bowser Koopa Gets A Kitty Cat! AAAAAAAAA
