So they got home Bowser junior walked to his room to tell Bowlingball about what happened at the pet store while Bowser Began showing their new cat around the castle. "This is the kitchen, here i yell at minimum wage workers who arent capable of perfection, but sometimes we just order mcdonalds. This is bathroom #1, pun unintended really you can do either here ahaha. This is th" and they went on. Finally they got to one of the living rooms where bowser sat down their kitty on the stool and pulled up the uno cards. "Ok Princess Mawler Ill show you how to play uno. First we take 7 cards each. Now we turn up the upper card in the deck. Its a green 7! Ill start because im the king. I lay down a green 4, Im allowed to do that because they are the same color. Now its your turn." Bowser said. Princess Mawler didnt even pick up the cards. "Its ok if youre still confused take your time."
A little bit later kamek walked into the room. "aCHIO Aw Gee Bowser ive been sneezing All Day" kamek said "why is threre a cat here bowser why..."
"Kamek this is Princess Mawler!" Bowser said exitingly holding Princess Mawler up to his face
"aACHOIP but you know im allergic to cats..." Kamek said
"Allergy Shmallergy, i thought i hired someone who could take a little cat" Bowser said
Kamek began to cry
"ok ok im sorry kamek i didnt mean to make u cry its ok im sorry really..." bowser said "but you need to accept that Princess Mawler is part of the family now, sorry kamek" What kind of name even is kamek. it sounds like some planet from dragonball z or something what the heck. oh my god what if kamek is an alien oh MY GOD "Now if youd excuse us were trying to play a friendly game of Uno." Bowser continued.
"ok..." kamek said and left. i mean i guess bowser is as weird a name but i mean still kamek.
"ok now we can continue have you got any fours, blink once for yes, twice for no" Bowser said. Princess Mawler blinked twice. "Ok then you have to say go fish." Silence. "Ok ill just take my own card i. i guess." Bowser picked up a card and gasped "YATSEE! I WIN!" they said and slammed their cards onto the table, revieling their full house hand. "Good Game my furry companion" Bowser said. "Youre a real friend you know. Unlike those other guys... tsk" Princess Mawler Blinked. "Yeah I know, they suck. Youre way cooler than Junior, I should make you the new heir." Princess Mawler blinked.
The next morning Bowser (Jr) stepped into the throne room
"Good morning pap" Bowser jr said "why is the cat on the throne its gonna get hair all over it"
"dont you mean HEIR all over it!?" Bowser said happily
"haha!" bowser junior laughed "heh, seriously though What"
"Bowser jr i have decided that you will not take my place as king when i die. Princess Mawler is the new heir to the throne" Bowser said
"What!? Thats no fair! Im your son I should be the heir!" Bowser jr said
"You shouldve thought of that before you refused to play uno with me. NERD." Bowser replied with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an L on their forehead. well the years sta Bowser lifted Princess Mawlers paw to high five it.
"GrrrrrAAAAAAAAGH" Bowser Jr grouched. "IM TELLING KAMEK!"
"Sorry kid deal w/ it"
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Later at the spa.
"So then I was like "sorry kid deal w/ it" and he totally lost it haha" Bowser said, getting a massage from some massage parakoopa. or something.
Kamek entered the room. "So, uh Bowser sir..." Kamek said
"Kamek, what have i told you about disturbing my massage time im a very busy monarch." Bowser said
"I know I know sir, but, junior tells me youve replaced him as heir to the throne with a cat"
"mhm." Bowser nodded
"Bowser Im sorry but you cant do that" Kamek said
"WHAT!? YES I CAN IM THE MONARCH! YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!" Bowser rampaged the massage parakooopa cried
"woah calm down Bowser please!" Kamek begged "Its not me who has a problem with it, you literally cant just chose who the heir is that is not legal"
"Legal Seagul! I AM THE LEGAL!" Bowser Growled
"Sorry sir, those decisions are to be made by assistance of the like court or something what do you think i am a lawyer" Kamek said "So unless Bowser Jr perishes, you can not chose your cat as the new heir to the Great Koopa Throne"
"tHIS iS ouTRAGEOUS! IM TELLING PRINCESS MAWLER, AND WHEN IT BECOMES MONARCH YOULL ALL GET WHAT YOU DESERBE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"boy... hes mad..."
[witty end of chapter]
