Pancakesaurus and Absaurus are now happily married. They decide they want kids. So what do you do when you want kids? You S.E.X.T. Which stands for Surf Eating Xylophone Turds. What else? But unfortunately, they didn't have any xylophone turds at the moment so they went to the Dinosaur Wizard of Narnia. Which is a river cause Narnia didn't exist in the dawn of the dinosaurs. So they went to him and he didn't have a very nice place but they kept that to themselves. He said "Yes, of course, I can get you your babeh!! but first, I need you to pee in a cup" They were confused but did so anyways. After they peed in cups they handed them to the Dinosaur Wizard and then he took hair from both of them (Yes pancakes and abs have fricking hair duuuuuuuh) and threw it in a weird cauldron and threw the pee out. "Disgusting why would you do that?" Then the wizard started to say a spell. " Although this place is old and drab Give me a pancake with abs!!....please?" Then there was a huge explosion!!! Not really..but it was a considerably big one. It left black ash. And that's how the Wafflesaurus was born!!!!!!!
