The Singing Bird and the Order Of Birds *HP Love Story* B5 |Completed|

Chapter 16: Mudblood

We finally we're ready for them to have their own blind date. It was by the big oak tree.A picnic blanket was set out and had notes that said very important things.
Alex's POV-
Ally set me up on a blind date and said it was by the big old oak tree. I made sure I felt flawless before I left. I was dressed in a baby pink dress with only on strap and baby pink heels. I wore square diamond earrings and a diamond necklace. Then I had a pink bracelet with a square diamond in the middle. Finally my hair had two small braids in the front pulled back. I grabbed my Popsicle case and pink purse before I left. Quickly I ran to the oak tree. Where my doom was awaiting for me.
LIAM.
"GO AWAY LIAM! You shouldn't have begged to set us up on a blind date."
"I didn't," he said.
ALLY AND HARRY I AM GOING TO FREAKING MURDER YOU TWO!
I groaned and walked away but Liam caught up to me.
"This fell on my head," he said handing me a letter that said To Alex on it. He hand another in his hand.
Dear Alex,
You probably have stormed off by now. You are probably plotting to red rum (Remove the space and spell it backwards to spell the word I will never write) us. Alex, what has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?
A human. Four because they crawl when they are a baby. Two because when you are a child-adult you walk on two, and three because as an old person you might have a cane.
A human, Alex, a human. All humans make mistakes. Have you ever made a mistake before? Yup, I'm sure you have. Liam made the mistake of not being in a great mood. Please, give him another chance.
Sincerely,
Ally (thoughts are also from my boyfriend Harry)
I closed the letter. I planned on asking Ally more riddles later. Suddenly I felt the need to rip something, I ripped the paper into tiny shred and stomped on them. Sorry Ally. Then I stormed off.
I walked to Ally with a fake smile on my face.
"Alex, I know you are fake smiling. I have known you for almost five years," Ally sighed.
"Okay, fine. But can you give me another riddle?"
"Sure," said Ally, "A guy walked too many blocks and landed in jail. What was his name?"
"I don't know," I said, "Bob, Benny, no no it was BILLY!"
"Who's Billy?"
"Neville's cactus that causes trouble, *Or that we blame everything on*."
Ally laughed, "No, but good guess. I didn't know Billy was such a trouble maker. No it was Monopoly."
"Ohhhh," I said. If you land on the jail block in the board game you go to jail. Monopoly was the board game name but also the main character's name.
"Shut up, Malfoy." A voice said.
We heard a smacking sound.
"No you shut up, you filthy mudblood." It was Draco of course.
We heard a slapping sound, again.
"Buckbeak deserved to die!" Malfoy spat.
"You fowl loathing evil little cockroach."
We heard a slap. Hermione was the one who slapped him this time. We bust the party.
"Wingardium Levoisa!" We shouted making Malfoy's tie float with him in it.
Hermione scattered away with us, as we ran for our lives.