And...I'M BACK!

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I did say that I was going to buy a new diary and share my adventures as a Jedi.

Anyway, if you haven't read about my childhood (in "Anakin Skywalker And The I-Won-The-Boonta-Eve-Podrace," I think you should. Just so you understand me, as many Jedi have failed to do. And behold my amazing powers!

But, if you have read ASATIWTBEP, welcome to my epic diary. I regret to say that I haven't bought one in ten years. I don't make much cash as a Jedi Knight. (You're only a Jedi in your mind, my very young apprentice.) Obi-Wan, what are you doing here? (I'm your master and I'm here to check on you.) OK, so I'm a Padawan. Even though I'm 19 years old! (It's time for makeup work, Anakin. Come on. This can wait another time.) OK, I gotta go. But I'll write up as soon as I can.

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