Can I fuss
Can I swear
Coz I fricking want to
But then people around me will think I'm weird
Well I already am, but according to some of my classmates,
"It's unusual for you to swear."
"We'll think you're abducted by aliens if you try to swear."
"Your mouth is too young to swear. But if you do swear, your mouth is no longer a virgin."
Why is this, you ask?
Basically I'm known at school for being a goody-two-shoes. During the first day of highschool, I act too nice that I'd say, "SAYING BAD WORDS IS A NO NO. GIMME A BUCK IF YOU WILL SWEAR. EVERY SWEAR = 1 BUCK." because I think bad words sound like a sting to my ears
But I guess I brought the act along with me till the end of the school year
So now I'm suffering
Or so I guessed
Man, friends won't accept me swearing
Everybody else just can't accept it
One time I was playing piano tiles 2 and I was pretty serious, so one dude tried to mess with me coz he knows about my anger issues, and tapped on the white tile.
And then I snapped
I almost said the f word
I was about halfway to say it, like "FU---"
but my classmates quickly noticed itAnd they were like, "OOHHH SNAP YUI ALMOST SAID IT."
"SAID WHAT?"
"YOU HEARD HER, YOU HEARD ME, NOW ELSE COULD GO WRONG?"
They suddenly burst their butts laughing at my attempt to not make my mouth a virgin anymore, while I just had to lift up my hoodie and cover my face in embarrassment.
Oh oh oh I HAVE MORE STORIES ABOUT MY ALMOST FUSSING TOO
You: stop it already, yui-chan. We don't want to hear you run that stupid mouth of yours (and yes you can swear now)
Me: Wohohoa REALLLYYY??!!!
You: Yes really, now shut up and end this crappy useless chapter already then go sulk into your room while cursing. ..
Me: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!! *salutes then runs away literally screaming the f word over and over again*
Woah what did I do there? XD
but anyway, at the end of the day I think that not cursing is way better than... uh, cursing
I CAN ALWAYS STAY LIKE AN ANGEL
oh well, I guess this is just who I really am XD
I think that's all
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