"Hey Finn."
"Hey Daniel."
"Are you busy?"
"I'm about to sleep-"
"PERFECT!"
Daniel drags Finn down the hallway into his dark room. He pushes Finn down onto his couch and sits right next him. Confused, Finn watches Daniel as he rummages through his drawers looking for something important.
"Daniel what are you-"
"Shhhh Finnfinn just let it happen."
Daniel finally found what he was searching for the whole time. Daniel seems to have a smirk on his face and he eye smiles at Finn. Finn watches with wide eyes as Daniel tosses him a tissue box with his free hand. Finn gets smacked in the face by the box and quickly tries to recover from what just happened.
"Are you ready?"
"Daniel we shouldn't do this."
"But Finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~"
"Damn it Daniel!"
"Good!" Daniel lifted up his right hand and click down on his mouse. The video on Daniel's television begins to play. The song that plays through the speakers, bringing war flashbacks to Daniel. On the TV appears to be a little blonde girl swimming innocently in the water. Finn looks at Daniel then back to the TV.
"Daniel what the-"
Daniel hushes Finn and points back at the TV. "Just watch man don't talk."
Finn looks back at the TV with scared eyes as pale white skin is flashed on the screen. The blonde girl was now cuffed, but soon the scene changed to a bike ride. The high singing voice echoes throughout Daniel's room. Finn's eyes only get wider as the blonde girl is lying in bed. The intro of whatever the fuck Daniel played ended with a bright white screen.
"Oh shit," Daniel quickly plugged in his headphones into some sort of socket. "I shall save you now."
"Wait what-"
"If I ruin your eyes I'll ruin my ears."
"Damn Daniel, you're a true homie."
Daniel raised his eyebrows as a way of saying thank you. His face went into pure disgust at the scene appearing on the screen. Finn turned away from Daniel and screamed as he looked at the screen.
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYTHATSNOTWHEREICECUBESGO
I wonder how that feels-ohp there it goes, that did not sound pleasant at all.
Daniel clicked around the video the fast-forward the 'boring parts.'
"And that's a penis alright this is where it gets weird." Daniel sat back and listened in horror of the sounds playing in his poor ears.
"You mean it gets worst?????" Finn used a tissue to wipe away the tears.
Daniel sadly nodded his head, making the most attractive face at the screen. The two sat there, embracing the horrid scene playing before their eyes.
BUT HE'S A CHILD?¿?¿
That poor ice cream what a shame.
Please don't tell me he continues please don't tell me he con-HE CONTINUED
He should've just stopped, shameful.
Daniel looked over at his poor friend who was currently squirming around. He shook his head at the sight and jumped when the loud scream played through his headphones. Finn rubbed the side of his head and sighed.
"Just why Daniel, why?"
"listEN I NEED SOMEONE TO BE RUINED WITH ME. Then the whole group eventually, but you know baby steps."
"Daniel where the fuck did you fi-"
"Child watch the terrible show okay?"
The two looked back at the screen and almost screamed as something was penetrated.
WHY IS HE IN A DRESS THAT IS A CHILD
Well I don't remember this scene being here how did I scroll past this the first time-
heiSACHILDSTAHPIT
I-i wow just omg he can take a lot holy shit
"LOOK HOW SMALL HE IS COMPARED TO THE OTHER GUY WHAT THE HELL?!"
"It's like a gorilla and a frog-"
"How did you think of-"
"Don't ask, I find a lot of weird videos when I use Matt's YouTube."
Daniel reached over and started clicking to another 'interesting' part. Finn dabbed his eyes and silently cried to himself.
If we weren't friends Daniel I swear
Poor guy, OH WELL
Daniel sat back and listened to the terrible sounds once again. He readjusted his headphones and fixed the volume of the video. Finn's hazel eyes turned wide in horror of the montage appearing.
"Yeah there's always a sex montage at the end of each episode. It's weird, but eh." Daniel shrugged and checked how much time is left on the video.
3 minutes left including the credits, fanfuckingtastic
MAKE IT STOP SOMEONE WHY HES SO TINY AND A CHILD THIS IS WEIRD
To the pleasure of the two, the credits began to roll and Daniel paused the video. He took off his headphones and went to jump on his bed.
"I'm going to sleep, see yourself out please. We can watch more next time," Daniel rolled into his blankets and looked at Finn who was frozen in the couch. "Take your time, but not too much time."
Finn sat there for a while before he slowly left Daniel's room.
"Good night Daniel..." Finn looked at him one last time before slowly closing the door. Finn stood in the empty hallway and was soon grabbed away by Matt.
"FINN THERE YOU ARE LET'S GO GET ICE CREAM!" Matt dragged poor Finn down the hallway and out the door. Finn looked at him and horror unable to say anything to him.
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The Adventures Of Finn And Daniel
HumorFinn and Daniel going on many adventures that everyone must hear! Finn's thoughts are bolded and italicized! Daniel's thoughts are bolded and underlined!