Mom: did you bacon your room ?
Son: boy toy name Troy
Mom: who is Troy ?
Son: used to live in Detroit
Mom: We never lived in Detroit
Son: big dope dealer money he was getting some coins
Mom/ what the fuck
Son: my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none so you can go play Hun
Mom: oh are grounded
Son: why you got to be so rude don't you know your human too but I'm going to hide from you anyways
Mom: stop it !
Son: I knew you were trouble when we first met shame on me because now I'm going to kill dad so he can be six feet under ground
Mom: NO ....NO
son: it's true good bye
