"Eat the broccoli," "Momden" says again. "But I hate it and this is all you ever make," you whine knowing how much "Momden" hates it. "Okay," he says giving you an angry look. He stares you down while he grabs some extremely undercooked broccoli, "You have a three second head start," he states broccoli in hand ready to be thrown.
You take the chance and dash down the hall towards the stairs when he hear another set of footsteps. "Ouch," you exclaim after being struck by the first broccoli. Momdem laughed and said you have one more chance to eat the broccoli, but you of course don't take it. You run up the stairs and hide in the bathroom. After a few minutes you hear Momden's footsteps leaving assuming he's going to the kitchen.
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Momden
HumorA very inspirational story about Brendon Urie and cooked vegetables. //tumblr inspired//
