Drawn Together Bonus Episodes

That Mutt from da block

Jew Producer: Attention cast of Drawn Together! We have a new house mate.

Everyone was excited for their new house mate, besides Captain Hero who has been pretty upset by the death of his cat. Yeah he got a cat. Then the cat shot it's self after a week with the super hero. Anyways as they waited all they heard was scratching on the door.

Spanky: I think she can't get in. Get the door homo.

Xandir: Why me? What if she likes biting asses. *to the interview chair* I had a childhood dog like that. I still have the scars from those stitches. Oh fuck those stitches, they felt so damn good though. *giggles* Right Craig?

Back to the house

Spanky: No I was talking to Wooldoor

Wooldoor: Me? Oh boy I'll be the first to meet her! Wheeeeeee!

Wooldoor ran over to the door and opened it. In came a brown dog on two legs with a purple shirt, grey shorts, a collar reading her name and two miscolored ears.

Mutt: *barks* Hey everyone! I'm Mutt! You're special digital pet pup. *barks twice* Haha I can't wait to eat! Got any bacon?

The whole cast looked at her in aw. They would of imagined her to be an actual dog. It was odd that she could reach the door nob but she didn't know how to open the door.

Princess Clara: Hello Mutt, we have a dog house set up for you outside. Cause everyone knows that is where dirty animals sleep.

Mutt: *scratches her left ear with her back leg* Aww no worries Princess what ever your name is, I sleep in either my dog bed in my kennel. I hate sleeping outside! Yet I do use the bathroom there so if I bark at the front door then you better let me outside. Hehe so bacon? Got any?

Toot: You aren't getting any of my bacon! *swallows Spanky*

Spanky: hey wait!

Yeah Toot was still fat and a binge eater. Mutt at the moment just smiled and chased her tail.

Mutt: *barks* So what are your names?

They all decided to play break the ice to get to know each other better. Well at least Mutt could get to know them.

Princess Clara: Oh this is a great idea. We can see what we all have in common. I will start then, My name is Clara and I don't support gay rights.

Foxxy: This is stupid! She is a new housemate! We could just simply-

Everyone except Mutt made an mad look at Foxxy

Foxxy: Fine! My name is Foxxy and my papa left to get cigarettes and never came back!

Toot: My name is Toot and I am a sex symbol. Hehe Toot... Deal the fuck with it puppy!

Mutt: Okay okay! Calm down Toot.

Spanky: My name is Spanky and I'm inside a fatass.

Toot: Hey, fine you asked for it! *starts pooping Spanky out making everyone feel sick*

Xandir: Hey I'm Xandir and I am on a never ending quest to save my boyfriend!

Mutt somehow found Xandir really cute. She scooted over to him and stuck her tongue out.

Mutt: I love gay men. They are so cute and like little school girls. Can you be my owner? Huh can ya? *jumps up and down* Homos sure are hot! Oh fuck let me lick your face and hump your legs!

Xandir: umm-

Ling Ling: (note I'll have Ling Ling speak english but you can imagine his wacky language) My name Ling Ling, my best friend die in tragic accident.