I woke up in the middle of the night starving, i walked up to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. The fridge was full of McDonnell's. I grabbed 40 Mctriples and stuck them in the microwave.
" ALL AROUND THE WORLD FAT GIRLS MMMMMMM MY FAVORITE!"
I noticed the scale my mom put in the kitchen. I knew i was fat but did she need to go to the extremes? I hop on the scale, nearly breaking it. It said I weighed nearly 500 Lbs. This was really strange since I'm still growing, Im only 7.
When the microwave started beeping I ate the burgers in one bite yet i was still hungry, so i ate the scale.
Once i was satisfied I jumped onto my bed and broke it. I slept on the cold hard feet(that i ate latter), dreaming of being more fat.
I woke up 4minute after school started, i jogged to school, jiggling around. Soon i fainted after 3 seconds. Its a new record.
I woke up in the hospital and they told me i had typ 90 diabetes and breast cancer, i didn't understand because I'm a man, but thats ok, they said they had to remove my breast to get rid of the cancer. I agreed.
It was a big sacrifice, because i knew i would miss them, so i played with them before it was time. The surgeon's name was James Dinh. He striped me and threw money at me to make me dance and jiggle around, but i couldn't dance because I am fat.
Then he told me in a very serious voice " It's time to get your boobies removed!" he made this perverted face and stared at my boobs. He grabbed my boobies and yanked them off removing my boobies. "OHHHHH" I yelled with blood all over me. i took one of my boobs and ate
it... R.I.P boobs.
THE END I HADE SEX WITH THE OTHER BOOB
