How to joke the Joker (Suicide Squad)

I volunteer as tribute.

Leah and I were rushing to get our makeup done for my dad's big party. I never knew why, but he randomly just decided to have a immense party.
"I just don't ever get why your dad does this to you. I mean 2 days to find the right dress, perfect makeup, and the best hairstyle. I just don't get it." Leah said while putting on another coat of mascara.
"Nah. I don't mind. Just as long as I have a day in advance. But you on the other hand, you need a whole week to decide on which way you should put your eyelashes." I said tugging on my heels. I rolled my eyes.
"Well come on. Nile your dad throws the biggest parties. Don't you think you should try in some ways to look presentable? I'm just saying that you can't live in oversized sweatshirts and shorty shorts forever."
"I know but still. I didn't want to go because Jaxin is going to be there. And you know how flirty he gets. And at one point I just can't take it."
"Yeah I know. But on the bright side, Matt will be your body guard." She pointed one finger at me.
I sighed in defeat. "I guess you're right."
"Alright let's go. We are now fashionably late." Leah yelled at me tugging my arm.
Joker's P.O.V.
So. Who cares if I wasn't invited. I was here to kill. I had already found Bruce. I walked over without being noticed.
"I can't believe that Leah and Nilelea are late. It's unlike her."
"Maybe it's my daughter. She has this thing when you arrive fashionably late." Bruce's friend said.
"Could be." Was all Bruce had to say as the entrance doors opened to reveal two girls. One with black hair and a red dress and another with a black dress and noticeably dyed blonde hair. Bruce's head turned to the girls. They walked at the same pace to each other. When they reached Bruce and his colleague, the blonde haired girl turned her head slightly and met my gaze. Her eyes narrowed. Oh SHIT!! She recognized me!!!! At least I think??!!
Her head turned back to the path in front of her and she started to talk to Bruce.
"Sorry daddy. Leah here wanted more makeup."
"Hey what's wrong with that??!!" The girl, Leah said while flipping her hair over her shoulder.
"A lot of things."
I rolled my eyes and sighed in annoyance. How does she live with that girl? I thought while running my eyes over Bruce's daughter again. Nice legs. Strong arms. Firm jaw. A killer gaze. And big breasts. I'm not even gonna get started on her butt. In the end she would be a perfect machine. I thought. When I raised my head again, I found myself staring at the girl again.
Nile's P.O.V.
Who is he? I've never seen him here before. Then again as I look around I see a ton of guys I don't know. And I normally know everyone. But him. He's different. Dangerous. Killer. Death in human form. Fun. I began to think. More questions added to my brain. I was suddenly aware that I had drifted away from my father and Leah. I moved back towards the back room. I had no idea why but I had a sick gut feeling. I felt like vomiting. When I heard a voice ring out in the air. Like a blade though water. Clean. Almost. I didn't have to raise my head to know who it was. Him. Joker.
Joker's P.O.V.
"GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES OR THE BOY GET SHOOT FULL OF LEAD!" I shouted. I could hear a woman crying in the back. Mother. I thought. Instantaneously everyone got down. Well except for the two girls who were struggling to see the little boy I had grabbed. That's when I heard her voice come clean through the air.
"DANI!!" The girl screamed.
"NILE NO!!" The Leah girl screamed at her as Nile ran towards me.
"STOP DON'T! DON'T KILL HIM! I volunteer as tribute. Just please let him go and take me for him." Nile was begging at my feet while the Dani kids was shaking in her arms.
"NILE DON'T!!" Leah came running up too. "If Nile goes I go. We stay together." Leah looked down at Nile who shared a stupid smile. I grinned like a Cheshire Cat.
"ANY OBJECTIONS???" I yelled. Not a single sound was muttered. "Good." I clapped my heads really loud to where the shaking boy jumped out of Nile's arms and most likely back to his mom.
"Alright then. Let's go girls. We're wasting time." I spin on my heel with a snarl in my voice. I push open the doors dramatically and walk out with a huff as I could hear the girls close on my heels.
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