L's pov ( Indeed you read that right ;))! I'm just effing lazy to type Lorriey or Lucy ;))..)
I never knew that bs happens when crap happens.. Like!! I told them that we're different!! LIKE WTF?? I MUST BE GOING EFFING NUTS "SHITZZZ!!!" I screamed frustrated of course -__- "Any problem??" Everyone asked "Shitzu happens!" I exclaimed once again.. While fainting.. No.. Not dramatically.. Let's just say.. My soul died.. XD..Charles POV
*thump, boogsh, crash boom* ( that effing effects slayed.. Sarcasm.. Wtf..) we all looked to the direction of the once standing female now to now half dead girl laying on the floor "—__—... •_•.." That was our reaction my babies!! "A-ano.. ARE YOU F***ING OKAY??!!!" I asked "Nu Uhhh hunn!! You ain't cursin'!" Wendy the now sassy female snorted as I cursed "You see.. She fainted thus you're asking her if she's okay??" Again.. The sassy treatment.. "YOU AIN'T GON' BEAT MY SASSINESS!!" Of course the former half dead girl came back to life snorting that she's the queen of sassiness.. "Don't yah gimme that attitude lil lady!" Lucy playfully scolded wendy.. It kinda looks like they're effin drunk or somethin " YOU AIN'T GON' GIMME THAT HOE SLAP!!" This is getting intense.. Oh well.. I sneaked out to buy some snacks and drinks from the movie to enjoy.. Coming back to the room was also a total chaos.. With the other guys that doesn't got involved in the hellish fight pulled out a chair for us to sit and continue watching..8 Eternities latehhhhh
The Mo-- fight was finally done.. Now looking at the two females like they're retarded or somethin effed up with their hair sticking up everywhere and their eyes probably effed up.. "Sh--" "DON'T YAH EVAH CURSE HUN!!!" Of course the two sassy queen sass the effing thing out of me like shizz.. "Yaaaa.. I won't curse.. Kay??" I asked them probably irritated "Nope! You gonna curse later hunny!" Of course that was Wendy "Wendehhhh!! Beh Choolllllll!! (<-- I did that on purpose)" "How can we be cool biatch??" "This is getting intense.." "Now that you mentioned it.." "This is fuc*** up" "yahhhh!!" "Because Shit Totally happens whenever someone's shitting their asses out" of course Lucy the curser was the one who said that.. Who else??.. "Can I smell yo dick??" Wendy asked one of the boys.. Of course.. The reaction was nonetheless priceless "WENDEEEHHH!! MY BEBEHHHHH!!!!!!" "WTF Lorriey??!!" Wendy asked irritated as her 'Mother' *cough.. Cough* Lucy cutted of the moment where the male was actually brutally shocked when Wendy.... Was.. Opening.. The.. Z-zipper.. O-of.. The.. The.. Male.. "You grew up.. So much!!" "Bitch I ain't talkin to you" and after wendy has remarked the statement.. Let us not forget how our two lovely woman who now has started a wrestling game.. "Well.. Shitzu does happen everytime!"

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Rage, Regret and Revenge
Fanfiction"Because you're weak! You were never part of this team!" One of Lucy's guild member, Natsu was once Lucy's love but not today.. Rage, Regret and also Revenge are the 3 R's that she now know after her co-members throw insults that hurted her not just...