Crumbs and Cum.

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What's up my negro Kintamas (props to papa franku). I know I haven't updated in a while, but I haven't forgot about you guys!!!!

~Levi~

I plopped back down closer to Eren as a pulled out my phone to check out my favorite band, Big Bang.

The fool beside me stared at me weirdly as I began to blast 'Loser' one of their newer songs and sing along quietly. I slid into the kitchen and set my phone down as I opened the fridge.


Being a nurse was getting exhausting.


"Loser oetori sen cheokhaneun geopjaengi
Mosdoen yangachi geoul soge neon,"


The first lyrics of the song began to flow from my phone and chime throughout the house.


I think Eren felt the happy-ish vibes coming from me.


"Na na na la da, LOSER" I could hear him trying to sing along with the song.

He was pathetically adorable. What the fuck, he was like a baby.


"Just a loser oetori sangcheoppunin meojeori
Deoreoun sseuregi geoul soge nan I'm a

Soljikhi sesanggwa nan eoullin jeok eopseo
Holloyeossdeon naegen sarang ttawin beolsseo
Ijhyeo jinji orae jeo sigan soge

G dragon's part always got me turnt.

Deo isangeun mot deutgesseo huimangchan sarang norae
Neona nana geujeo gildeuryeojin daer
o
Gakbon soge norananeun seulpeun ppiero

Nan meolli wabeoryeosseo I'm coming home
Ije dasi doragallae eoril jeok jejariro
"

I shut therefrigerator door frantically after I realized I had just been holding it open and staring at it's contents for like three minutes. I strutted over to my Pantry and pulled out some graham crackers  instead. The crumbly and sweet crackers satisfied my cravings so I turned on heal to collect my phone and join Eren on the couch again. Racing towards my phone, I snatched it from the counter and hopped onto the couch where spaced out Eren waited for my arrival. 


"Hey." I started opening the tan packaged plastic that prevented me from enjoying my snack.

No response.

"Eren," I said a little louder, glancing up from the package that proved to be tougher to open than I expected.

Silence.


Finally, my graham crackers were open!


"You Idiot, come back to Earth." I scooted closer to his wimpy and poorly built form so I could thunk the Brat's forehead.

But, as I looked closer at his tanned face I realized the idiot was asleep.


Sleeping.


On MY couch.


The only thing I could imagine was his hot fluids spilling from his body, staining my couch marking it with white. 



 And by fluids I mean Spit, or drool to be exact.(AN:heheehee don't get the wrong ideas*smirks evilly*)



                                                                        THe HorRor. 


I almost had a mental breakdown.



I Immediately shook the teen awake and forced him to lay on the floor.


"What the HEll..." He protested grogily, rubbing his sore knees.

"If you want to drool in my house, do it on the floor." I said forcefully.

His bright eyes burst into flames as he glared at my placid face, curling up in a ball and trying to fall asleep angrily.


All I could see were Pink panties (AN:Yes the brand, not the color) peeking out from underneath his short dress.


Quickly I threw him the blanket he was previously bundled up in to distract my burning eyes. 

'What the hell will I do with a sleeping stick?', I looked over at him. He was already sunken in a content sleep, and looked pretty relaxed.

"I guess he does need energy to lift weights." I whispered while nibbling on a cracker and turning on the TV to a random show.



I cant write anything at the moment. I forced this piddly thing out for you guys. I hope you liked it.

Please keep commenting, they are my push to keep writing.

Ples forgave Meh,

Rabbit.

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