Follow santaclaus-- or should I say satan claus
That's a direct descent to hell. Santa is not a real concept!
Unbeknownst to many of my sheep, santa is satan. Because if one were to rearrange the alphabets in SANTA, it spells SATAN!!!
Santa came to this world on my birthday 25 Dec to steal all my spotlight! I cannot fathom why everyone gets gifts on my birthday when it should be ME getting the gifts...
Santa is satan in disguise!
Follow Santa and love santa if you want to go to hell
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HOW TO GO TO HELL
Non-Fiction101 on how to descend straight to hell because a lot of mortals want to know. This is my first instruction manual, I hope you find it useful.
