Demoman - I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse...
Medic - Ugh, is there a point to your life!?
Demoman - DOMINATED! And I've been shagging your wife!
Medic - Would you like a second opinion? YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!
Demoman - How's that doing no harm working out for ya then...
Medic - All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it is going to be... EXCRUCIATING!!
