Hetalia

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Arthur-Kun was walking down the street, as usual he was with his friend Hannah-Chan. As they were walking Hannah-Chan noticed Arthur-Kun wasn't acting normal, not normal at all if she was honest.
"Hey Arthur, is everything okay?"

Suddenly a meteor fell down from brendon uries forehead and hit us both. Panting, Hannah-Chan realised she had a dogs tounge!
Instantly, brendon urie cried out as he realised at the time of the meteor, Alfred-Kun was in his mind and all of a sudden it was raining Aflred-Kuns!
"NEOOOOOO NOW PATRICK WILL HAVE DIED!" Brendon called out, as his lover, Patrick stump - from fall out boy was dead, beneath his feet. It was raining harder now, Alfreds were falling to the floor as Sophie-Chan and Jacie-Chan started eating them.
Hannah-Chan got hit by an Alfred and died.

A week later, England-Chan ...YES HE HAD A SEX CHANGE, THE POWER OF AUTOCORRECT COMPELS US!
England stood at Hannah-Chans grave.
"What was her cause of death?" An very familiar voice said.
"Alfreds" England replied simply and then made out with another Alfred which was lying on Hannah-Chans grave.

Another week past and prussia came back to life to take over the world with deh bill cyphers nicknamed Nazis.

that very same night, prussia got raped by a thousand bills.

Hannah-Chan Was happily in hell watching the matt on matt porn with brendon urie and Patrick.

England was on drugs

Alfred was eating your mum

And you should never do drugs kids

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 20, 2016 ⏰

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