If The Last Potestas Magus was a fan fiction
Thana's Pov
The boy with hair the color of midnight grabbed my hand and sang a tune I didn’t know. He led me close to a river, my hot pink hair turning white as I felt myself become worried; Blaze is never like this! He fiddled with my engagement ring and signed as we stood on the riverbank.
“Thana?” He asked, his face screwed up in an awkward manner.
“Yes?” I ask, not sure what to say because of his actions.
“I lied, my name isn’t really Blaze,” he told me. He brought his hand up to his eye and moved it across his scar, the cut suddenly vanishing. I gasp as I see a brown substance on his finger, “My real name is Zayn,” he moves his hands up to his hair and shapes his hair in a ramp like fashion.
“Zayn?” I ask, I’m starting to think Blaze is high on something. I test his forehead and he seems the normal temperature.
“Yes, I'm not really a mage, I’m Zayn Malik from a boy band called One Direction,” he says, looking downward.
“What's a boyband?” I asked, confused. I’m really getting scared now.
“A group of boys that sing together to make teenage girls stalk them and make people's ears bleed,” He tells me, “Leander is actually named Liam and Castor is Niall, he's irish.”
My hands fly up to my ears and I began to freak out.
“Wait then how in the world did you get fire?” I ask, lowering my hands from my ears. Blaze- I mean Zayn pulls back his sleeve to reveal a tube trailing up his arm.
"Same device we use on stage when they flare up the fire, I have a backpack with fuel," he tells me, taking off his vest and revealing a thin box strapped to his back. I gape at the odd metal contraption, no one could ever afford such a thing.
"But how? We don't have stuff like that!"
"Thana, this is a fan fiction, things aren't realistic, like the fact that I'm Zayn Mailk from One direction stuck in like a renaissance time and engaged to pink hair Avatar lady," he tells me, rolling his eyes. I gasp and look at him, taken aback.
"So you lied to me!" I exclaim, furious.
"Isn't that how every fan fiction ends?" Zayn asks, confused.
Suddenly I see Castor- no Niall come up, and stop, wide eyed.
"Umm no Zayn every fan fiction has a happy ending," he tells him.
"Oh ya! Rewind that! Yes I'm not really a mage, I'm-"
"Ya I got the point," I tell him, annoyed.
"Ok now we go meet the rest of the band so they can fall in love with you," he tells me, taking my hand.
I follow him to a cleaning and I gasp when I see a long short platform with odd objects placed on it. I front of the objects stands "Niall" and "Liam" and two others I didn't know.
"Who are they?" I point to the two brown haired strangers standing beside Niall and Liam.
"Thats Harry," Zayn said pointing to the curly haired one, "and thats Louis," he explained, pointing to the other brunette.
"Wait why didn't they disguise as characters too?" I ask.
"We had no spot for them in the story so Harry was a tree and Louis was a bush," he explains.
I give them a are-you-serious look and Harry and Louis frown.
"Well who cares about that!" Harry exclaims and walks up to me. He gets down on his knees, "will you marry me?"
"Umm I'm enga-"
"NO SHES GOING TO MARRY ME!" Louis launches himself at Harry and they both tumble in the dirt. They tackle each other in the dirt and Niall and Liam are already pushing each other to get to me.
"STOP!" Zayn yells, the all freeze in their spots and look at us, Louis pulling Harry's hair and Liam strangling Niall. Zayn slides in front of me and raises his arms, "SHES MINE! we are engaged!"
I put my hand on Zayn's arm, lowering it. He slowly turned around to face me and, his expression unknown.
"Actually, I was engaged to Blaze, but seeing that he isn't real, I'm technically not engaged to anyone," I tell them, I add a smile for effect and that sets them off.
They all run to me, forming a half circle around me. They all start telling me how my much they love me, each one of them in a love struck daze. I cant make out the individual words coming from the five boys before me, but I hear a big mash up of their love lives.
Suddenly a scary blonde comes out of no where and rips Harry from his position on the ground. She has a devilish look in her eyes and holds her face close to Harry's. Something triggers in his brain who it is and he slides his arms around the girl's waist. They start to make out on the spot and I scrunch my nose up in disgust and look away.
I hear faint screaming in the distance and my eyes become wide when I see a wave of something- no people- coming towards us. The swept before me then I realized they were girls. There was a mass of screaming girls, the boys lost in the crowd. I’m not sure what happened next, but everything, the boys, the crowd, even the scary blonde, was gone.
There was a ruffling noise coming from the bush and I immediately went into self defense mode. I mean I literally just got mobbed by fakes and girls!
Out of the bush came a black haired boy. He stumbled to the ground, panting, his black hair sweeping across his face, hiding his identity. He looks up at me and I don’t need to see his eyes twice to know who it is.
I run to his side, picking him up by his arms and placing him on his feet. He pants and wraps his arms around me and I react the same, breathing into his shoulder.
“Blaze! What happened to you!” I breathe out. I step back and run my finger over his scar to check it wasn’t fake.
“I was kid napped, by Leander and Castor and some random black haired dude!” he tells me, freaked out.
“Its ok, those psychos are gone now,” I stroke his hair to calm him down. His warmth melting into me. He holds me close and it feels like......
“WOA WOA WOA WAIT!!” A random man starts yelling and walks up to us, ripping. I jump back in surprise and the man looks furious.
“YOU GUYS MESSED UP THE STORY!” He screams at us. I shake a bit, he’s really scary!
“BOYS! BOYS! WE NEED TO START THIS STORY OVER!”
“NOPE!” I say and suddenly I summon some unknown power inside of me and the man before me dies.
The boys come out of nowhere, terrified and one of them start singing. They all start singing and I feel my ear drums bursting. I clutch my hands to my ears, but it fails. The world starts to slip from my grasp and the last thing I hear is my name being called before I fall into the darkness.
The END
A/N: Ok so that was suppose to be a reallllly cheesy parody of a fan fiction. Don't ask why I chose to do a Pardoy of Magpops' TLPM, I just thought it would be funny :D so I have a really had sense of humor.. so I guess this was suppose to be a bad story... Good Day to you!
