Y/n has added SexyHipsterBitch, OrgasmicBitch, TheBitch, SunshinyBitch, and BigBootyBitch to chat.
Y/n: NORMANI KORDEI FUCKING HAMILTON!!! I have a fucking bone to pick with you, ya hoe!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
OrgasmicBitch: WHY TF YOU YELLING, Y/F/N?!😠
SexyHipsterBitch: why is Mani, OrgasmicBitch? I make you cum way more than she does.😤
TheBitch: tmi, Lauser 😆
BigBootyBitch: Why am I BigBootyBitch?😕
SexyHipsterBitch: cause you got a nice ass, Camz😏
TheBitch: CAMREN! 😎
Y/n: because of this you bitch!
Like wtf did you think you were doing?! I ain't even get a sexy dance cover! All I heard was your voice and I came 5000000000000000000000000000x! Like wtf?! I feel so fucking attacked! I just...hkshrhjingf
TheBitch: lmfao she's freaking out over a song you posted a month ago...you late, Y/n.
Y/n: shut the fuck up! I blame you all! You could of told me instead I had to find out from a comic from a ff (a/n true story too! Lol I found out from a fan fiction! I feel like such a fake fan like how did I not know bae sang that song?!)
SexyHipsterBitch: ff?
Y/n: fan fiction you uneducated lesbo😑.
SexyHipsterBitch: I knew that.
TheBitch: ooo what one?! Was it TaT?! Was it Yellow?! Defiance?! Weak?! Experiments?!
Y/n: those are all Camren fics😂
TheBitch: Ik. What can I say, I like Camren. Did you know I co-wrote Experiments? I am #Camilatops all the way. But anyways more importantly what fic?!
Y/n: Stall Doors...
TheBitch: i never heard of it...what kind of ff is it?
Y/n: Dinah/You🙊😏
TheBitch: oh
TheBitch: OHHH! EWWW BACK YO STD INFECTED ESS UP! Lauser get your girl!
SexyHipsterBitch: you read ff about Dinah?!
Y/n: pfft no
Y/n: I read fanfic about all of you. I read one where I got to date all of you at once. We had an awesome six some😏😏
OrgasmicBitch: that is so frickin weird, Y/ln 😕
BigBootyBitch: wtf?
TheBitch: ya know the idea doesn't sound all that bad.
SexyHipsterBitch: ya, I'm all for it!
OrgasmicBitch: well I mean...I guess. I've always wanted to hear Y/n moan my name...
BigBootyBitch: idk guys....
SexyHipsterBitch: come on, Camz.
BigBootyBitch: ok, fine. But good luck getting Ally to join.
SunshinyBitch: I'm in!
BigBootyBitch: what?😱
SexyHipsterBitch: what?😱
OrgasmicBitch: what?😱
Y/n: *minion voice* whaaaa?
TheBitch: y'all all here like what and I'm here like I knew Ally was too innocent to be really innocent. Let's get this sixsome started!!!
SunshinyBitch: we'll do it after church.
Y/n: and welcome the return of Allysus😐😂
SunshinyBitch: HURRY YOUR ASS UP, Y/ln!
Y/n: I'm coming jeez.
Sunshiny: not now you aren't, but later you will be😏
BigBootyBitch: AllySIN!!!
TheBitch: let's get to church quick! Ally is losing her holiness!
YOU ARE READING
Texts (Fifth Harmony/You)
FanfictionJust random texts between you and the 5H girls.
