My Rants

Hello and Welcome!

KCD: Yo! How are you all? Good?

Chikaru: *shrugs* I don't know. I really just want to kill you...

Tsubaki+Sayuri: NO! Don't hurt author-chan!! *hugs KCD while crying*

Kuen: *yawns* I'm hungry...do we have any ramen?

KCD: *shakes in fear* u-um yeah...there are some in the fridge just warm it up.

Chikaru: Let me kill you...

Shikaru: N-no no violence p-please?

Anastasia: Why am I here again?

KCD: WE ARE HERE FOR THE READERS! NOW SAY HELLO!!!

Everyone: HELLO!- Sup?-Nice to meet you-can I kill you as well?-Hi.

Kuen: Chi. You really need to get that sealing back in order.

Tsubaki: No kidding you're trying to kill everyone.

Rose: And honestly we think hanging around that weird clown is doing something to you...

Kuen:What clown? She met a clown?Lucky! I only met a pirate, old man, pretty boy, a duckass, hyper blonde, a pink monster, and a cowman!

Everyone: ........

Kuen: What? Why are you all staring at me like I am crazy or somethin?

Everyone: .........

Tsubaki: Sweetie did you overcome great brain damage or is this an uzumaki trait that skipped me?

Everyone:Uzumaki trait.

KCD: *sweatdrops* Um...anyway Hello readers welcome to t-

Kuen: DONT TOUCH MY RAMEN!!!

*CRASH*
*BANG*
*BOOM*
*SIRENS*

Kuen threw multiple bowls which crashed on contact of the wall. Katherine grinning evilly as she slurped the steaming ramen from the bowl.

Kuen: YOU DAMN DEMON GIVE ME BACK MY RAMEN! RAMEN MY BABY I'LL SAVE YOU!!

Katherine: NEVER!

KCD: *cough cough*...um anyway enjoy this completely random and weird 'story'.

Chikaru: *blank face and jazz hands* I still want to kill you all...