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Papy watches Harry Potter
Sans: "so, Paps what were you askin'?"
Papy: " WHAT WAS THAT HARRY POTTER SPELL AGAIN? OH YEAH, PREGO!
Sans: "i'm pretty sure that's not it."
Papy: "SORRY BRO, I JUST WANTED TO SAUCE UP THE SPELL A LITTLE BIT."
Sans: "did you just...."
Papy: "BROTHER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!"
No more cooking with Sans
Papyrus: "SANS, GET IN HERE AND HELP WITH DINNER!"
Sans: "nah bro, i'm good. and i went to Grillby's new restaurant anyways."
Papyrus: "SANS YOU KNEW I WAS GOING TO COOK! DON'T TRY AND NOODLE YOUR WAY OUT OF MAKING SPAGHETTI!
Sans: "omg Paps did you...."
Papyrus: "NNNNNYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!"
Go get Frisk
Papyrus: "SANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Sans: "mmmmmhhhh...uuuuhhh.....what?"
Papyrus: "SANS QUIT BONEDOGGLING AND PICK UP FRISK......."
Sans: "uuuuuuuhhhhh......"
Papyrus: "I SAID BOONDOGGLE"
Sans: "yeah sure, heh heh, I'll get Frisk."
Papyrus: "WHAT IS HAPPENING.....I CANT CANT CANT......WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!"
War
Sans: "have you ever wondered what would happen if the humans declared war again?"
Papyrus: "WELL, KING ASGORE AND THE ROYAL GUARD ARE STILL HERE. PLUS THE KING ALWAYS HAS A FEW TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVIES."
Sans: "Pap...?"
Papyrus: "OH NO WHYYYYY!!!!" (jumps out window screaming)
YOU ARE READING
UpperTale Stories
RandomStories from the end of Pacifist, Genocide, and several neutral runs, mainly Pacifist. Prepare for my writing skills plus Undertale. Prepare for the trash. Image from: http://imgur.com/gallery/Vj3ppjI
