Mettaton x Reader (Random One Shots)

So... Um...

You were sprawled on your bed. It was around two in the morning and Alphy's was already asleep. Even though all you wanted was some sleep, all you could think of was an annoying, flamboyant, and sparkly robot. I will not crush on a sparkly robot. I will not crush on a sparkly robot. You thought repeatedly. You heard your phone buzz. You unlock it and see a text from Mettaton. ' Are you still awake, darling?' ' Yah unfortunately. I just want sleep and on top of that I'm bored ಥ‿ಥ my brain hates me' You texted back quickly. 'I just want sleep so I can stop thinking about him, and his legs, and his face, and his gorgeous lips and those eyes I could stare into forever and... Wait a flip flapping second!!!! No! No no no no!!!! Stop thinking of Mettaton, brain!!!' you kicked your feet for a moment throwing a mini fit. You then squint my eyes shut concentrating.I will not crush on a sparkly robot. I will not crush on a sparkly robot. I will not crush on a sparkly robot. I will not crush on a sparkly robot. "Darling are you sleeping?" your eyes snap open to see the devil. Okay, it was just Mettaton. Your face heated up at how close he was to you. 'Oh god I'm crushing on a sparkly robot'

"Oh you are awake." Metta smiled. He then started climbing into bed with you. "W-what are you doing" you ask sitting up, just to be pushed back down. "I'm just gonna sleep with you. Calm down." your cheeks blushed crimson at his words. "W-why do you want to sleep with me?" "Cause your soft." he said laying his head on your stomach. "Is that a fat joke?" "Of course not! I think your perfect! Humans are just warm and squishy in general." "The. Sleep with some other human." "But I like you." You went quiet for a bit and so did MTT. "So...Um..." "Yes?" Metta asks. "Umm... Are we... Like... Girlfriend and boyfriend." Metta's eyes widen and he looked at you surprised. "S-sorry! That was dumb. Never mind I said anything." "No no it' s fine. I just thought it was obvious." "What is?" "Well that we're a couple, of course." "Really!?" you said all too excitedly. You clear your throat. "I-I mean really? That's cool." you tried to play it off, but the bright blush you were sure he could see gave you away. "Your so cute." he said poking your nose.