What's there to love? (sasunaru yaoi)

Part 1

naruto pov

i gave everyone the 'nice guy' pose before rushing off to my house for the weekend. it's not officially a home because this trashy place was just a place that wasn't the street for me to come back to when there wasn't any school. ignoring the small hum of the almost broken boiler i changed to my work clothes and slammed the door on my way out as if wishing away the small apartment. in all seriousness the apartment itself wasn't that bad and i made sure to always keep it tidy so it was at least  a little comforting to come home to. i caught 3 buses to get to work. i work outside of town in order to make completely sure that none of my friends ever spot me actually having to work. the rest of them are normal supported by parents not having to work. i on the other hand have no parents which i haven't told anyone about and no way of income so i work but i don't want any of my friends to pity me or anything like that i hate pity. i'd seen it way too many times as a child. whenever people passed me on the street when i was younger its all i saw. now i fake my age in order to accomadate the apartment and job. the landlord Tsunade however is nice to me a lot and allows me to keep her company in her apartment whilst she's home. i'm pretty sure its so she can get me to clean it. anyway when i arrived at the stop i ran to night bar trying to not get my clothes wet as it was my work uniform and i put my shoulder bag in the employee locker before heading out to the thumping music and flashing lights.

after work..

tonight was busy i received many tips and lots of people both male and female groped me. i apparantly (according to my boss) look like and entice all genders. it was hard but it's what i have to do. i walked to my apartment and flopped on my sofa bed and slept in bliss that i didn't have to get up for school after having the night shift. at seven- fricken- o'clock i was woken by the stupid i-phone ringtone. yes i had an i-phone (as long as my exterior is normal people don't suspect anything). i answered the phone with my gravelly morning voice, i so wanted to shout but my throat was a bit sore. "hello i'm naruto who is this?" i groaned into the phone. "did you not check the caller i.d idiot? it's me". i could feel Kiba grinning through the phone almost mocking me. "look i know its early..."

"damn right it's early i'm so fluffing tired Kiba"

"oh still not using big boy swear words i see"

"whatever" i huffed "what do you want"

see me and the gang decided to go laser tag today wanted to see if you could come, its at half eight"

"see you then" i replied turning off the phone before i smashed it out of frustration. i ran my fingers through my blonde locks before getting up out of the warm covers to shower.

after shower....

i was dressed in my black jeans, grey and white baseball shirt and black hoody shoving my phone, keys and wallet into my pockets i locked the door and headed to the laser tag building ten minutes earlier so no one would see i caught the bus instead of my 'parents' dropping me off. i was mentally singing along to Lion by Hollywood Undead when Kiba ripped out my ear phone. i saw his mum's car quickly drive away from the parking lot as the ' gang' headed our way. "hey naruto" yelled Kiba probably bursting my ear drum. i motioned my finger for him to get closer and then whispered "kiba....." then yelled extremely loud into his ear close to my face "I CAN HEAR YOU"

"okay sorry" he grumbled holding his ear i smiled at everyone and ran into the laser tag area and we all payed for ourselves before entering the zone.

My team won 15-5. i stuck out my tongue at Sai, Shikamaru (who i found sleeping on the floor half way through the game), Lee, Choji and Sasuke. me, Kiba (of course), Neji, Gaara and Shino grinned victoriously and the sad sad losers. after walking around for a while Kiba's head shot up in realisation "hey Naruto" my breath hitched "i just realised" oh no " we have never seen your parents and never been to your house" outside i looked casual but inside i was dying. that fluffing Kiba jeez now he's sparked interest in everyone else as well as they looked my way questioningly. i just shrugged my shoulders "they're always busy and my mum doesn't like visitors at my house a lot i guess"

"yeah but have you ever asked? and i havent seen them dropping you off or you walking home or anything."

"oh well" i put my hand in my pocket and after years of the same password expertly typed it in without looking and turned on the call app which gives the illusion someones calling you. i snatched it up hearing the ringtone and pretended to be in coversation with someone before fake sighing and going back to the group. " need to go guys that was my mum sorry bye" i slipped away without giving them a chance to protest. i still saw the doubt in a certain Uchicha's eye.