Plate < fate. [this hoe on hold]

Bot the thot

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I pull to my asswipe of a school looking at all of the kids that I stalked on social media this summer. I was searching through the crowd when I spot an unfamiliar face, was she a new kid? I shut the door to my car as I start walking over to her; because I'm a sly ass bitch and I gotta know everything and everyone.

" I'm plate and I have been watching you" I blurt out wHAT THE HELL PLATE YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT.

I'm brought back to reality when she looks up from her phone, I scream at the tippy top of my lungs when I see the contrast between her light eyes and her brown skin like damn it's like nialls hair after a few months, it's like when u tan in the summer and you compare your shoulder and your badonkadonk like super major damn.

"hi my name is Bot" she anxiously says. I sit in awe at her deep Morgan Freeman voice, she got me like woah. 8 drops of pee shot out of my hole, probably because I'm nervous and the fact that I haven't peed for the last 6 days, 3 more days and I'll beat my record. I look at Bot wondering so much stuff about her like what's her uncle's middle name and how many of her siblings have died, simple things to get to know a person.

"Well plate,I better get going I don't want to be late to first period health" she says in her nervous gorilla voice "HOLY TURDUCKEN" I belch realizing I have first period health to, and then I let out a squeaky fart and sprinted away.

I go straight to health because I never need to stop at my locker (I keep my book bag, big Bertha, filled to the brim with all my school shit) I hobble in the classroom with my 14 pound bag and see Ms. Ritchea taking a shit in the trash beside her desk and wipeing her ass with a failed paper, she is my inspiration in life.

"Hey there sugar tits" I hear her call out, I look around seeing that i am the only one in the classroom " hey there Ms. Ritchea" i say as she turns around and I see she was on the phone; well that's awkward.

I watch as the classroom fills after the bell rings some crusty kid who i swear has not taken a shower in the past 4 years sits to my left and harRY MOTHERFUCKING STYLES SITS TO MY RIGHT.

He looks over to me and I feel my butt cheeks clench in happiness, he got me like woah.

I suddenly realize Bot just put her books down on the desk in front of mine which causes my stomach to drop out of my bouncy peach in remembrance of this morning, why did I have to run away like that? Why does she have to look hotter than 7/4 of the girls in The school (obviously not including me)

The end of the the school day came so fast, I only got publicly humiliated like 3 times today and my world history teacher Mr.Nadine punched me in the right boob when I forgot my pen.

I was now hobbling out of my crusty ass school when I see Bot, I didn't talk to her in first period because I was to nervous but I looked into her pale blue orbs a couple of times and so desperately wanted to hear her beautiful man voice plus in first period I wasn't really paying much attention to her because my man crush everyday was sitting to my left and I know he is secretly in love with me because he looked at me a solid 3 times today, and every one of those times I died and reincarnated.

I was suddenly pulled from my steamy daydream when I felt a tap on my shoulder, I turn around and immediately pass out from fear.
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p.s THIS STORY IS GIVING ME LIFE