ＤＯＮＴ ＬＥＴ ＧＯ (Byakuya Kuchiki/Ichigo Kurosaki)

ＤＯＮＴ ＬＥＴ ＧＯ (Byakuya Kuchiki/Ichigo Kurosaki)- 1

"Tell me exactly how this happened?" Urahara looked at the dark haired noble with his white fan over his mouth trying with all his might not to laugh.

"...." Renji clears his throat and quickly mumbles out a response, his eyes not leaving Byakuya's for a second.

"We are still gathering information. Until Captain Kuchiki is um...able to return the Commander would like him to stay here. He also requests that you investigate this matter also."

"Alright, but why don't you ask Mayuri to look into it. He could have helped him in Soul Society." Urahara walks over to take a closer look at Byakuya, turning his head slightly.

"Absurd! I will not have that freak experiment on me!"

Renji pulls Urahara aside and they whisper to each other from the next room.

"Captain  can't go back into Soul Society until this issue is fixed. He isn't just a teenager he is totally human, he almost vanished from the spirit pressure of Hanatarou."

"Kuchiki-san is human?"

"Yeah, that's not the bad part."

"Oh there is more?" Urahara's face is in a full grin now and his eyes are shinning in amusement.

"It's the personality change." Renji whispers in Urahara's ear.

"I CAN hear you Abarai!" Byakuya's voice cries out over the entire store.

"I see. His emotions are around age seventeen also."

"Shut up! Just find a way to fix this!" Byakuya stomped his foot and sat down next to the small table to sip on the hot tea Uryu pours for him.

"According to Captain Ukitake he was quite the handful as a youth." They both cover their mouths cackling when Ichigo storms into the room.

"Hey, Hat n clogs. Got your message, what's the big emergency?" Ichigo looks around the room and his brown eyes fall on Byakuya. His eyes look confused as the orange haired shinigami rubbed his head. "Is he some love child Byakuya's been hiding?" He pulls out his camera and takes a picture of him. "Rukia is gonna love this."

"Kurosaki Ichigo." Byakuya stands up and lurches his shoulders forward. "Do not refer to me in such a casual manner."

"Wow he sounds just like him, but he is slightly shorter." Ichigo pats him on the back. Renji's hand snakes around the corner and grabs Ichigo yanking him into the next room. Byakuya sits back down with a scowl and folds his arm in front of him.

"What  happened to him!!??" Ichigo's voice shook the candy store and then a peel of laughter erupted.

Yoruichi  sees her prey sitting there at the table completely unaware he is her target, his long thin fingertips drumming impatiently on the tabletop. With one flick of her tail the former heir of House Shihoin poof-ed up out of her feline form and crept up behind him. Stifling a snicker she reaches around the unsuspecting prince and presses her naked boobs into the side of his face. He flies up from the sitting potion and shoves her away from him.

"Were-cat! Stay away from me!!!!!"

"Awe what's wrong Byak-boy? Afraid you might like it? Hahaha!" She poofs back into her cat form and bats her eyes at him then walks into one of the back rooms.

"I am not staying here with that Were-cat!" He marches into the next room with his hands pointing down the hall. "I will stay with Kurosaki."

"Oh! Heck  no!" Ichigo screams in Urahara's ear and his fan falls down to the ground. "No way am I subjecting my family to Mr. Personality over here. Absolutely not!" He crosses his hands in front of himself and turns his head away. "Not happening."