Prologue**
"CAARL! WHERE ARE YOU?" "Paul, I am looking for my hat!" "Where did you have it last? "IF I KNEW WOULD I BE TRYING TO KILL MYSELF LOOKING UNDER THIS DEAD GUY WHOSE HANDS I JUST ATE GETTING MY FINGER PRINTS ALL OVER HIM!?" "We don't have fingerprints Carl." "OH, JUST SHUT UP." "We are going to miss the subway to L.A.! LET'S GO!" "UGGGGGGGGGGGGH. I'm thinking about eating my own hands right now because of YOU!" "We don't have hands either Carl." "Psh."
Chapter 1**
|On the Subway to L.A.|Seat 15a|Sitting Beside The Unicorns|Paul's POV|
"Chaaaaaaaaaaarlie!" "Chaaaaaaaaaaaarlie!" yelled the pink and blue most annoying unicorns EVER. "WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!? I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO MA HANNAH MONTANA JAM OVA HERE NIQQA!" yelled Carl. "Carl, maintain yourself." I tried to quiet him down. Lord knows he's only the most embarrassing llama to ever be seen with. "NA, NA, NA. HE'S GONNA SHUT THE HELL UP." he still didn't lower his voice. The pink unicorn turned to us. I froze wondering what on earth was going to happen next. Then it spoke. "Excuse me? Were you talking to meh?" It seemed calm. Main word being "seemed". "HELL YEAH I WAS. AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR FREAKIN' MOUTH I'LL COME OVA THERE AND BEAT YA MESSED UP PONY ASS." Oh, god. It was getting worse. Carl just didn't know when to shut up.
-Picture on The Side: Is of Paul
-Cover Picture of: Is or Carl
-Video on the Side: is Llamas with Hats 1 by: SecretAgentBob
