Mechanical Glitches

3-Car need's washing

So lets recap. Yn's car which she ironically named bumblebee was an actual autobot, not only did it save her life but it it was currently fighting giant aliens. Currently Yn was hiding behind another car with a cybertronian pistol she always kept one in her backpack just in case ever since KSI brought them out you never know when alien might attack.

With a scowl she decided she was tired of hiding. it was time to do something about these assholes

yn swung on one knew setting the gun on the hood of the car she was hiding behind the base against her shoulder. She aimed at the alien trying not hit bumblebee by accident. she missed the first time but she never missed twice and hit right at her target. She continued as her her hair flew all around as she shot. she managed to get about 6 before one lunged for her. Yn jumped up and moved aside as Bee hit it with it's laser cannon

"Look at my human a strong independent female flesh sack! im so proud!" Bee said Yn amused the tone it was neither sarcastic or serious

Yn rolled her eye there her car went sassing her again

"i dont know what your talking about bee!" she yelled shooting at a standing position now

"oh yes you do! you know you do dummy human!" yelled the car, a strange sounding chuckle coming from the autobot. oh! that was the noise when you put the key in huh.

"you are going to cause a lot of trouble you that stupid car?" Yn replied jokingly

"dont you mean sex-machine?"

"damn it callI"

After a few more minutes all the aliens have been exterminated by the two. Yn panted and some people came out of there hiding places staring in awe at the autobot and human girl. Yn sighed and narrowed her eyes at exhaustion. She decided that she would deal with this tomorrow or maybe next week. As for now she wanted to got to bed or watch netflix or maybe both her questions could wait.

"Bee we are going home lets go." She said as bumblebee transformed and she got in buckled up and began to drive only for her seat to recline. Her eyes widened and sat up to protest when the radio came on

"Sleep i got this" Bee said with full of pride. "That was fuckin awesome though coolest human yet." he continued but Yn was sound a sleep snoring lightly and cutely

As Bee drove he couldnt help but focus on the human sleeping in him. The beating of her fragile heart was so close he could almost hear it. It was soothing in a way different yet confronting. Not to mention her hair. It felt strange on the seat but he dint mind it. She was warm though.... really warm and soft

Thats what he found strange about humans. They where soft and delicate but they could do amazing thing and Yn was the most amazing of them all

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After a week Yn almost regretted getting Bee

almost

Its been three days since she and Bee since they kicked some alien ass, She was approached by the government claiming that bumblebee would have to come with them for information on Optimus and the others not to mention the Yeager family wanted to see him again

Yn promptly told them that they could talk to bee in the parking lot and that the Yeager family can some over if they wanted to see bee. She bought him fair and square and she want going to give up her car, nor her friend to the government then slammed the door in their face. Yn didnt give a crap what the government thought she want going to give up her autobot not now not ever. When she herd the doorbell ring again she sighed she went to open the door when she herd a familiar voice

"Are you assholes fuckin with my human? i sure hope not"

Yn smirked and opened the door looking at the autobot and leaned on the door framed. "why yes they are bee i would appreciate it if you escort them to their cars." Yn said with a mischievous smirk, oh the advantages of owning an autobot. Bumblebee nodded and played a clip from loony tunes "T-Thats all folks" before picking up the agents and tossing them to the grass by their cars, Yn and Bee waved at them as the neighbors looked at them like a bunch of crazies

Bumblebee chuckled and looked at his human "y'know they'll be coming for us soon whats gonna be the plan." He asked tilting his head like a curious puppy

Yn shrugged "we'll drive somewhere else or toss them to the grass and ruin their suits again speaking of which you still need a car watch ."

if Bumblebee could paled he would have "no im good."

"yeah no im taking you to the car wash."

"Yn no the water is cold and those brush things tickle like hell."

"i dont care. the government just came demanding my car, your going to the car wash."

"im leaving."

"no you arn't bee you can't stand being alone."

"shut the fuck up YN."

"lets go and i will."

"no"

"yes"

"no"

"yes!"

Yn's car is sassiest thing on the face of the planet. however he was a good friend and he wouldnt trade him for anything in the whole world. Besides he was fun to be around and allowed her to slack off while driving. He felt the same way and that made you really happy. It's been a while since you had anyone instead of Cali as a friend. Now it you Cali and Bumblebee the cybertronian defender of the earth

He was going to get a wash tough even if kills you damn it!