Previously on Episode One...
I know! Maybe I can charge at him without a weapon even though he has the advantage!
Episode Dos
Oh no! I have been captured! Why did I charge at him even though he had the advantage? What ever will I do?
*burst through the doors* Do not fear, Milady, for your prince in shining armor has arrived!
Uh, no offense, but I think that I can do without a prince.
What ever do you mean?
I mean that I can save myself.
But, Milady...
Ah ah! No buts except yours out the door.
Fine. Save yourself. See what good it does you.
*sassily snaps his fingers and whips his hair while walking out*
Wow. I think I dodged a bullet there. Now, where was I again? Oh yeah.
Help! I am girl in need of saving!
*same prince bursts through doors*
GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU
*prince walks back out again*
Let me continue.
Can anyone ever save me?
*prince once again breaks through doors*
NO. JUST.
NO.
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I have literally no regerts. Absolutely none.
