Official BIBLE of Lemonwind

~Official Provisions of Forthwind, 1738~

Welcome, dear peasant.

Here, cast your darling eyes over the written scripture of Provisions in which one must follow to enter the Kingdom of Lemonwind.

Provision #1: Hail King Forthwind
-When King is conversing, one must address Him as 'Forthwind' or 'King'. Any other nicknames are strictly forbidden and could result in being drawn and quarted on King's say so.

-Constant praising is simply ridiculous so it is not required, as verified by Pope Francine.

-Tampering, flirting, wooing, bidding, bribbing, arguing, bitching and/or conversing inappropriately with the King or while in His presence will result in banishment (apologies will be accepted).

Provision #389: Be One with the Lemon
-Initiation will commence once one has joined the Kingdom, and will require five lemons (5🍋) as a pay-in.

-Failing to become one with the lemon will result in instant banishment (apologies will be accepted).

-One is expected to partake in the practices of Lemonwind's religion: Lemonism.

Provision #2361: Talking like you are in the 1700s
-Is not compulsory, obviously.

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Provision #87283993: Use of the Hall/Underground Nightclub
-Shh...its not all castles and farms in our kingdom...

-Drinks will be served accordingly by one's rank: King has moscarto, royalties have champagne, nobles and knights have sauvignon blanc, and commonors and peasants have a vaste varitey of tap water.

-Do not drink and wagon

Provision #123456789: Being Granted to a Higher Rank
-When one joins fair Lemonwind Kingdom, they will begin as peasant and gradually be promoted higher up the social ladder.

-Ranks go as followed: Peasant, Knight, Noble, Clergy and Royalty.

-Only those trustworthy to the King shall be allowed to accept peasants whom decide to enter Lemonwind.

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~ On behalf of King Forthwind, anyone willing to become one with our kingdom is gladly welcomed. ~
Thank you for reading, much obliged, fair peasant.