"the telephone awnser the telephone!" "Hello? hello! uhh i wanted to record a message for you that will help you get settled down on your first night. i acutally worked in the office before you. And uhh let me tell you something, theres a lot of crazy shit going on in that office y'know like gay orgy's lots of alcohal, i actually took a shit in that corner over there by the tv but uhh leave that story for another night. but anyways, finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. so uhh... i know that can seem overwhelming that theres a colossal amount of jizz on the walls and floor. but uhh let me assure you theres nothing to worry about, you'll be fine lets just focus on getting you through your first night. Well uhm lets see. First we got an introductry greeting from the shitbags that own this place that im supposed to read. 'Welcome to freddy frazbearys swingers sex club, the magical place where suprise buttsex and unprotected furry intercourse and' blah blah blah fuck the details. i don't even care because i quit my job now that might sound bad i know but there really is nothing to worry about. Uh the animtronic sex dolls here get a little horny and quirky at night. but do i blame them? no! i get a little horny and quirky all the time. Thats what the alcohal, the gay sex and cocaine is for. now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you besides the amount of STD's that are probably airborne in the facility uhh. is the fact that these characters if they happen to see you after hours probably wont reconise you as a person and will not hesitate to stick their large furry dick and balls straight up your as-" *Breaks phone* "This is way too much information" *The other workers laughs a bit*"Hehehe Yep" "THIS IS A MINIMUM WAGE JOB!" *Phone cuts back on somehow* "Oh yeah and one last thing, the entire buildings power runs on two double A batteries. The managers figures he will save a few bucks on that hydro bill, the batterils will last you about 3 and a half minutes so make sure you dont run out of power for six hours. anyways GOODNIGHT FUCKSTICK"Reply
