Broke!

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by Blayke2016

by Blayke2016

!~"wait a minute... aren't we broke?"~!
"Broke?" 《*"Broke!"*》

DEADPOOL

"How can we be broke?!"
!~"well we did buy someone to write the skript. $500"~!
《*"and the publisher... $1200..."*》
"Well then guess we did buy all those fancy words like "*》"~!... $200"
!~"and all those porn movies and blow up dolls. $500000000000000000"~!
《*"i like Cleopatra's boobies!"*》
!~"they weren't Cleopatra's boobs..."~!
《*"then whos were thay hah?"*》
"Ours you idiot!"
《*"WHAT?!"*》
!~"Look whos stupid now!"~!
"Yeah!"
《*"wait... then who was Cleopatra?"*》
!~"we were..."~!
"WE WERE! YEAH!
《*"so did we really get a sex change and i didn't know!? How could you?!"*》
"Three times!"
!~"to get it just right!"~"
《*"and i didn't know!"*》
"Shut up! We would just stand in front of the mirror naked all day!"
!~"we did? That disgusting! "~!
《*"we would have been so sexy!"*》
"And we were..."
Bang bang bang!
"Someone at OUR door?"
《*"Sexy door knockers!"*》
!~"there not gonna knock us up!"~!
"Wait there not?"
!~"lets just open it!"~!
"And its open! Wait who the hell are you?!"
!~"oh great its the real estate..."~!
《*"oh i love the real estate!"*》
"There ok"
!~"but were broke and did not pay the rent! Their kicking"~!
"Oh shut up there here to knock us up!"
$"deadpool for 1: i am a gut and not gay!"$
《*"Hes gay and hes gonna bang us yay!"*》
"I know right!"
!~"idiots..."~!
$"and for two: get out! This place does not belong too you anymore! Your now homeless!"$
"HOMELESS?!"
《*"HOMELESS?!"*》
!~"HOMELESS?!"~!

DEADPOOL