OMG! I was TICKED OFF at Gabby for swiping my alarm clock that smoke was practically spewing out of my EARS!!
I wanted to stuff her in a big box and ship her off to Princess Sugar Plum Island to be the pooper scooper for all those cute little baby unicorns she loves so much. “Gabby! Did you take my clock again?!" I yelled. “ If I'm late for school, it's all YOUR fault!"
"Miss Penelope THINKS I need beauty sleep?! Sorry, Gabby, but Miss Penelope CAN'T think. She doesn't have a BRAIN! She's a hand puppet!" I shot back.
“She does TOO have a brain!" Gabby shouted. “She says she can go to puppet school to to get smarter, but YOU need to go on that TV show Ugly Face Intervention!"
I was like, Oh. No. She. DIDN'T
:-(!!! I couldn't believe Miss Penelope was talking TRASH about me like that. She was going to need an invention !!! After I took a pen and drew her a mustache.
Anyway, Gabby was at the kitchen table slipping together peanut butter cheese and tomato to make her disgusting sandwich....
“would you like me to make one for you, Abbi ? It's yummy !SEE" Gabby said , shoving her sandwich right in my face I cringed at the slimy, drippy ness....
