Robin: I like to think of myself as a natural disaster, you make me mad, there's a disaster.
Kid Flash: Bad hair day?
Robin: The gel won't work dude, not even the gel.
Break
Robin: Wally and Artemis sitting in a tree.
Wally: No.
Robin: K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Kid Flash: Stop it right now.
Robin: First comes the love, then comes the marriage.
Kid Flash: I will hurt you.
Robin: Then comes the speedsters in the baby carriage.
Kid Flash: WHAT?!
Break
Robin: Rugby is like American football, but for British. With way more violence, and less rules.
Kid Flash: So like Artemis?
Break
Robin: The romantic movies M'gann watches are way too cheesy. Let us enjoy a long romantic walk on the beach with the sun setting behind us.
Kid Flash: I like long romantic walks to the fridge.
Break
Kid Flash: So today I woke up in a closet. Apparently Artemis thought it was funny.
Robin: On the bright side you don't have to do training.
Break
Dick(Robin): This is really annoying.
Kid Flash: What is?
Dick: These bullies just tied me to a chair and stuck me in an empty classroom. They're coming to check on me later to make sure I don't get out.
Dick: In other words, I just untied myself to text you and now have to retie myself so I can't leave.
Kid Flash: #FirstWorldProblems.
Break
Kid Flash: I'm gonna start throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.
Robin: I'm gonna start throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times.
Kid Flash: I'm gonna start throwing scissors at people who need to cut it out.
Robin: I'm gonna start throwing handles at people who need to get a grip.
Kid Flash: I'm gonna start throwing freezers at people who need to chill.
Robin: I'm gonna start shooting arrows at people who won't shut up.
Robin: That was Artemis.
Break
Robin: Hey, can you listen to 47, it's like the best song ever!
Kid Flash: No way, that song is old.
Robin: Your mom is old and I still listen to her.
Kid Flash: Well played my friend, well played.
Break
Robin: In a meeting.
Robin: In a meeting.
Robin: In a meeting.
Robin: In a meeting.
Robin: In a meeting.
