Zatanna: Can you send me a pic.
Robin: Sure, of what?
Zatanna: Something hot.
Robin: *Picture of peppers*
Zatanna: Something hot of U.
Robin: *A U on fire*
Zatanna: You're impossible.
Robin: I get that a lot.
Break
Robin: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Zatanna: I'm not allowed. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Robin: Because you're not allowed to have a boyfriend. ;)
Break
Robin: Will you come to my wedding?
Zatanna: You already know who you're marrying?
Robin: Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Zatanna: Oh, I bet!
Robin: She's made my life perfect.
Zatanna: Cool.
Robin: So I have a question.
Zatanna: ?...
Robin: Will you marry me?
Break.
Zatanna: So, what do you think of my new boyfriend?
Robin: Oh, he's an idiot.
Zatanna: You gotta hate autocorrect right?
Robin: Yeah, that's why I turned it off months ago. :)
Break
Zatanna: So, how is Ruth doing?
Robin: I don't know. We broke up last month.
Zatanna: Oh, so I guess you're Ruthless.
Robin: How long have you been wanting to use that?
Zatanna: I'd rather not say.
Break
Robin: Want to go out?
Zatanna: I can't, I'm sick. Morning sickness stinks.
Zatanna: MOTION SICKNESS!!! ARGH! AUTO CORRECT!!!
Robin: O_O .....
Break
Zatanna: Dick I'm pregnant! What do you want it to be?
Robin: A joke.
Break
Robin: What's the news?!
Zatanna: Too good to text!
Robin: Lol. What is it about?
Zatanna: Gossip!
Robin: Does it relate to me in any way?
Zatanna: No.
Robin: Then I think I'll pass.
Zatanna: It's about your child.
Robin: I wasn't aware I had a child.
Zatanna: Bam, pregnant.
Break
