Hello. I am a melon. And I just rolled free from my vine.
You might not understand this, but this is the climax. The one and only moment that matters in a melon's life. The rolling. The release. Call it what you like, this was the moment. These where the thoughts racing through my head as I rolled through the patch. Under a fence. Through some beans. Down a hill.
Pigs
Carrots
Cow. And I stopped. I had hit the leg of the cow, and I now knew that my life had begun, and was now to end. The cow looked down at me and let out a loud "MOOOO" She looked quite upset that I had disrupted her peaceful day. She leaned down, her nostrils flared! This was it. She was gonna take a big bite and the life of my melon-nes was going to end. She nudged me. I rocked back and forth. She nudged me again. Now, melons can't handle that much stress in one day. I had had enough that day!
You will not know when a melon is unhappy, because, you might not realize they show no emotion. They are the ultimate poker faces. And I was VERY unhappy. That cow didn't realize what she had gotten herself into, stressing ME out on a day like this! Right when I was about to release the ultimate melon weapon (we do not speak of the ultimate melon weapon) she laid down next me and started snoring.
So
Much
Stress.
You guys don't realize what I was going through right now. I think I burst a few seeds! I lost connection to the world. When I came to, I was lying in a pasture. Next to a a cow. The cow looked at me, and blinked contentedly. I looked around at my new world, Cows and sheep grazed contentedly. A few glanced my way, but my cow glared them down. Their was also a goat. It looked at me, a wild look in its eye. It bleated loudly, "I'm Melodie!!" Than jogged on it's way. This was the beginning of my life with the cows.
