50+ Ways to Piss off Death the Kid!

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50+ Ways to Piss off Death the Kid!

WARNING: Author is not to be blamed for any injuries and/or mental scarring that are a result of following the below suggestions.

Following the instructions is not recommended.

Injuries will be a result of following the below instructions.

You may be driven to madness and insanity because of the pleasure of torturing Death the Kid...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

1. Remind him about the three stripes in his hair

2. Do it whenever you can

3. Constantly tell him that he's asymmetrical

4. Whisper "asymmetrical" to him whenever you pass by

5. Yank out of place a tuft of hair

6. Or as much as possible

7. Knock the skull he wears out of place

8. Take a picture of him, print it out, draw a line down the exact middle, and show it to him

9. Point out the asymmetry

10. RUN LIKE THE KISHIN IS CHASING YOU

11. Sneak into his house and move all the stuff in there slightly to right or left

12. Or just move it all out of place

13. Have fun!

14. Get creative and draw as sloppily as possible on his walls and floor

15. OH MY KAMI THE KISHIN WANTS YOUR SOUL!! RUN LIKE HELL!!

16. Accidentally spill something on his lap during lunch

17. Act all innocent when he questions you

18. RUIN ZHE HAIR

19. Arrange anything, anything, out of place and asymmetrically

20. Lock him in a room with anyone (including yourself) that can sing the Excalibur Song

21. Yell "FOOL!!" whenever he tries to speak

22. Play a board game with him but mess up the board when he's about to win

23. DISCORD!!

24. Lock him in a room with Excalibur

25. And/or Blackstar

25. SMALLER THE BETTER!!

26. Whisper, "The K has abandoned you!"

27. Tell him you don't remember him saying he folded the toilet paper into tiny triangles

28. Constantly remind him of his OCD

29. Be the Asymmetrical Fan. Period

30. Give him something almost symmetrical, so that he goes crazy then realizes that it's asymmetrical

31. Tell him, "Oh my kami, your grades are the worst! I expected more from the son of the Grim Reaper!"

32. When he's writing his name, push his hand and mess up his writing

33. Randomly glue on random stuff in random places in a room

34. Shove Kid in there and lock the door from the outside

35. Crash in the bathroom when Kid's in there and ruin his toilet paper

36. Ruin the toilet itself too

37. And the sink

38. And the tub/shower

39. Wear the most random assortment of clothes possible

40. Excalibur... Excalibur... From the United Kingdom, I'm looking for him, I going to California... (REPEAT!!)

41. Send him off to one of Excalibur's five-hour storytelling parties

42. Random, unpredictable ... shipping?

43. Ask him why doesn't he look like his father

44. Take a picture of the Grim Reaper and color it pink, put a bow on it and ask him if that's his mother

45. Tape it onto his walls asymmetrically

46. Tell him he's asymmetrical garbage

47. Inform him that the word symmetry isn't symmetrical

48. Each time he complains about asymmetrical items, say "Speak for yourself."

49. Insult his fighting skills by pointing out that most of his stances are asymmetrical

50. Break off one of the cones on the DWMA building

51. Draw something asymmetrical on his face when he's sleeping

52. Show him a video of people doing a dance (or anything related to that) but everyone is on only one side of the stage and everyone is doing their own things

53. Break his pencil!

54. Remind him of that time where they played basketball and his shirt was asymmetrical

55. Say you don't like symmetry! 

56. Take him on an art museum tour but make sure all the paintings he sees are the ones he despises

I feel so evil... *cries*