once upon a time there lived two people. One was hugo. The other was Lester. Tbh Lester isn't important rn so let's just talk about my wife hugo. One day Hugo was fishing. He caught a fish. But the fish was on and it wouldn't come off the line. Hugo whispered to himself. "fuck it". He jumped into the river. He was going to catch the fish by his hands. But alas hugo wasn't fishing from a river. He was fishing from the Brooklyn bridge. How you ask? There was once a very special person. His name was jason. Jason did 14 guys a night 396 days a year. But out of all of these guys there was one particular man who had the longest dick known to man kind. His dick was 9 million miles long. It was so long it could wrap around the sun 17 times. This man's name was arthur. Fucking emo ass arthur with that fucking Mikey way 2005 mcr looking haircut smh. They decided to settle down and have 13 kids. Arthur then got7 prostate cancer boss and died. He didn't die from Cancer. He just died cuz mcr broke up 3 years ago and he just got7 rely emo. So Jason made Arthurs dick a giant dildo. Eventually he had so much swx a day he got the zika virus and died to r.i.p.. Before he died, he gave Arthurs dick to hugo. And that's how. Instead of getting the fish he ended up killing himself. Lester was the fish. He was the snack that smiled back.
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