"THAT'S IT! I've had enough!" cried Mr. Uppity, suddenly. "I'm fed up with you, Mr. Perfect. And do you know why? I'll tell you! I have discovered that there is a most enormous, unbearable, exasperating fault with you." "Would you be so kind as to tell me what that might be?" asked Mr. Perfect, as politely as ever. "Don't you understand?" cried Mr. Uppity. "Your fault is...