Heyyyy so my names Damn Daniel Fleesha...
I'm 789 years old... Minus 800 years.
My dream is to eat broccoli on a stick.
I invited my boyfriend over... He's 18 yrs older then me. He knocked on the door and had two broccolis on a stick I started crying then having orgasms over them.
Then I told Jacob to shove them up my weewee... But instead he played a funny trick on me and stuck his peepee up my weewee... I dont KnOw hOw thIs FeLT EXaCtly BuT I LoVed iT. Then he gave me Pokemon cards and one was holographic and it was a dream come true. He took my shirt off and I'm a size double EE and I looked over and saw a cow so we decided to eat broccoli stocks and stick his weewee in my peepee on the cow... The cow was fat so it was ok... He was all brown but then all of a sudden milk came out from Jakob Spgettiss weewee and we made the cow have some white on it shock was pretty. But we were scared because I thought I could only get milk from my mom... So I licked it and it didn't taste like milk... But you never know maybe it was expired... We went to the hospital because we didn't know why jabkob SpEgHettI had expired milk coming out of his weewee. The doctor told me that me and Jakob Skdujsb have herpes... And he asked me to take a pregnancy test and I wasn't pregnant but Jakob Spagetti head was and he was almost gonna give birth. Before he gave birth he put his weewee in my peepee the I felt something bigger then one I have move around in my peepee so I took his weewee out of my peepee and there was a baby in my peepee and we had to take it out the end...
