"Creepy"pastas

Jeff the Killa

Jeff and his family were dead broke. His dad got a promotion from garbage man to head garbage man. They were so excited that they moved into a rich neighborhood, wasting all of there money at once. This crazy woman came up to their family and invited them to her son's party. They didn't want to be rude, or turn down free food, so they accepted.
The next day as twins, and 12 years olds, Liu and Jeff are waiting for their bus, they are attacked by 11 year olds with knives. Jeff attackes back and he makes them bloody, he even breaks some of their bones. He is all bloody and shiz or beating up the kids but he still goes to school. No questions are asked. The people probably think it's jam.
A while after school, the popo's come to take Jeff away but Liu says he fought the kids and not Jeff, he was really just being a coward and he ran away while Jeff did the deed, and they take him instead. As they take Liu to the car, Jeff runs after him saying "AND IIIIIIIIIEIIIIII WILL ALWAYYYS LOOOOVE YOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!"
Jeff has his face pressed up against the car window and he's crying hard, he even has snot trailing out of his nose and into his mouth as Liu does the same.
So the crazy lady's party comes up two days later and Jeff dresses in nice, black pants and since his mom "rushed" him, he puts on a white hoodie with a suspicious smell to it...
Anyways, Jeff is being a weirdo at the party and he's playing pirates with the little kids when suddenly the three kids from earlier, which Jeff had beaten up, come skateboarding over the fence and to Jeff. They start a fight which results in one guy getting killed, the other getting knocked out and the third dumping bleach and alcohol on Jeff. They set him on fire and since Jeff is secretly a wizard, this makes his brown hair turn black and his blue eyes turn black too. Magic, right?
Anyways, he wakes up in the hospital looking like Michael Jackson and for some reason he thinks he look pretty. Liu is magically back and everyone is looking at Jeff like he's crazy.
That night, Jeff's mother wakes up to laughing coming from the bathroom. She goes in and sees her son, Jeff, sitting on the sink like smeagle smiling at his reflection. His eyes are huge with black rings around them. She sees a lighter and still flaming pieces of flesh around his eyes. He's holding a knife and he has cut a smile into his face stretching ear to ear.
"MOMMY DO I LOOK BOOTYFUL?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" screeches Jeff.
His mom hesistates because no, he doesn't. "Sure"
He come up close and looks at her.
"MOTHER YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME. YOU HAVE LIED"
He then went on a killing rampage, killing everyone in his family. Then the neighbors and city. After the first time he had stepped out of the hospital with his Michael Jackson-y looks, he was permanently insane.
Legend has it that he just drags his dead family all tied together along with him.
Legend also has it that if you feed him pineapples, he will calm down just a little bit.

Fin