instagram. pjm + jhs

02

sunshinehobi:
i'm bored :///

dancekinghope:
i have a funny joke wanna see it??

sunshinehobi:
sure o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

dancekinghope:
okay,,,,,

dancekinghope:
searching for that top lip like:

sunshinehobi:
omg

sunshinehobi:
who's that

dancekinghope:
my best friend

sunshinehobi:
he's hot

dancekinghope:
i'm hotter

sunshinehobi:
idk about that

dancekinghope:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

sunshinehobi:

sunshinehobi:
still ur best friend is really hot

dancekinghope:
tru but i'm the hottest ++ i'm single ;)

sunshinehobi:
i can change the single part for u ;)))))))))))))))))

dancekinghope:
i'm so

dancekinghope:
i swear we went from awkward shits to flirting ??????? and memes in less than a week what is this

sunshinehobi:
the meme power of jung hoseok,, that is what this is ;)))))))))))))

dancekinghobi:
damn ( ♡0♡ )

sunshinehobi:
ikr ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

dancekinghope:
u need to stop with the winky face

sunshinehobi:
;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

dancekinghope:
blockt

sunshinehobi:
wtf pls no

sunshinehobi:
u better not
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sunshinehobi:
jimin u little shit unblock me
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hey how's everyone doing since the last time i updated this lol? hehe this chapter was really fun to make and the inspo was the picture of jungkook so y'all can thank that